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TroWeb - Includes information for tourists, residents and businesses.
Trowbridge Museum - Introduction to the museum, highlights and opening times.
Bath Cancer Unit Support Group - Trowbridge branch - Raising funds for the benefit of cancer patients residing in the Bath area.
This is Trowbridge - News, sport, events, jobs, property, classifieds and tourist information.
Trowbridge Town Council - Provides information about all the latest developments and local events.
Steeple Ashton - Information, history, transport and community information.
Trownet - Articles and discussion relating to the town. Allows visitors to submit their own articles and discuss others on the site or in the chatroom.
Airport Specialists Taxis - Information on the company, contact details, destinations and prices.
Trowbridge Wanderers - Under 18 football club. News, results, tournaments, training times and the club's history.
Trowbridge Information Site - Aims to provide information on Trowbridge and the local area, including pubs, clubs, shops and local attractions.
Arc Theatre - A community venue offering new theatre and contemporary dance.
It is never too late to be what you might have been. -- George Eliot Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors. -- Confucius You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true. -- Richard Bach Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to vote for Colonel Sanders. -- Bob Inglis, 1995 "Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) Trowbridge "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it. - George Bernard Shaw When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims of intact ones. -- Peter DeVries Trowbridge You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is. -- Ellen DeGeneres I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner. -- Amy Bloom Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food. -- Anonymous Trowbridge Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. -- David Letterman It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember. -- Eugene McCarthy We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx Trowbridge If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight. -- George Gobel Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it? -- James Thurber Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric. -- Bertrand Russell If you cannot be the master of your language, you must be its slave. If you cannot examine your thoughts, you have no choice but to think them, however silly they may be. -- Richard Mitchell, from "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) Trowbridge Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing. -- Oscar Wilde There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the imagination. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it. -- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan Trowbridge Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up our minds to walk boldly through them. -- Orison Swett Marden "Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) Live truth instead of professing it. -- Elbert Hubbard "The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) I just need enough to tide me over until I need more. -- Bill Hoest Trowbridge "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and stupid from Trowbridge Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope. -- Josh Billings "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back. -- Henny Youngman "Drugs have done a lot of good. A lot of good songs have been written. 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. 'Dark Side of the Moon?' 100 dead kids. At least that many were conceived by people listening I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on. -- Oscar Levant Trowbridge We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we were sure, stifling it would be an evil still. -- John Stuart Mill One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell [text_end] [text_start] A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge. -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Trowbridge "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) "There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable. -- Oscar Wilde "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies. -- Friedrich Nietzsche Trowbridge Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than the wisest man can answer. -- Charles Caleb Colton "The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." (George Orwell) Trowbridge "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims of intact ones. -- Peter DeVries "Today was good. / Today was fun. / Tomorrow is another one." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house. -- Lewis Grizzard Trowbridge The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the bad ones. -- W. Somerset Maugham There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. - Albert Einstein "All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." (Edger Allen Poe) Trowbridge "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) "Do not go gentle into that good night. Old age should burn and rave at close of day. Rage, rage against the dying of the light." (Dylan Thomas) We haven't the money, so we've got to think. -- Lord Rutherford If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough. - Mario Andretti Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. -- Ernest Hemingway Trowbridge My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her. -- Lenny Bruce Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough. -- Karl Marx, dying words to his housekeeper Give the people not hell, but hope and courage. -- John Murray Trowbridge If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. -- Aristotle Onassis Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt. -- Abraham Lincoln Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing. -- Vince Lombardi Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded. -- Virginia Woolf The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have to shave twice a day. -- Adlai Stevenson Trowbridge We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience. -- George Bernard Shaw "Do not go gentle into that good night. Old age should burn and rave at close of day. Rage, rage against the dying of the light." (Dylan Thomas) Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal. - Henry Ford Trowbridge "I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read. -- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever. The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences. -- Author Unknown "I'm basically an optimist in life but this doesn't prevent me from deducing as a scientist that we are probably doomed." (Vladimir Chaloupka, physicist, University of Washington, regarding mankind's Trowbridge The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe. -- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution. -- Mae West Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist. -- Michael Levine, Lessons at the Halfway Point Trowbridge Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men. -- Martin Luther King, Jr. Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident. - Arthur Schopenhauer To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation. -- Latin Proverb Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. - Plato Trowbridge "It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard." (Dorothy Parker, 1893-1967, US writer) Talent does what it can; genius does what it must. - Edward George Bulwer-Lytton Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. -- Oscar Wilde Trowbridge
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