Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
-- David Chambless "I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton Recreation and Sports Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin...
-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
- Ian L. Fleming Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility.
-- Dietrich Bonhoeffer Recreation and Sports
Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life.
-- Alvin Toffler I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the
advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults of the first.
-- Benjamin Franklin A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
-- Dean Acheson Recreation and Sports "Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat." (Gina Gershon) I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
-- Will Rogers God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if
he finds her.
-- Benjamin Tillett Recreation and Sports
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as
saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball.
-- Deborah Tan "Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot." (Ani Difranco) A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take
her off his hands.
-- Sacha Guitry Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous
and dreadful.
-- Samuel Johnson Recreation and Sports "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
enough chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore Recreation and Sports
I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but
all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
- Bill Hirst "Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences." (Isadora Duncan) Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
-- James Graham It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that it so seldom achieves
great results. The wish to preserve the past rather that the hope of creating the future dominates
the In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
-- Lenny Bruce Recreation and Sports Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken Recreation and Sports
Count your age with friends but not with years.
-- Anonymous Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
-- Londo Molari "Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
-- Shane Leslie The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
for life.
-- Andrew Brown Recreation and Sports All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-- Edgar Allan Poe The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.
-- Ellen Hubbard Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken Recreation and Sports
Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing, and that's all you'll ever find."
-- Robert Flaherty The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley Recreation and Sports A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What
do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came
back with ano When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
-- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed "Brevity is the soul of wit." (William Shakespeare) Recreation and Sports
If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.
-- Pope John Paul I I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
-- Henry Ford Nothing says lovin' like marrying your cousin!
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Recreation and Sports "Education must have an end in view, for it is not an end in itself." (Sybil Marshall) "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus Recreation and Sports
"Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking." (H. Jackson Brown (Jr.) I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
-- Francois-Auguste Rodin, when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues "Death where is thy sting? Love, where is thy glory?" (William Shakespeare) blah bl "Less is more." (Robert Browning) Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason Recreation and Sports The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the
chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.
- unknown "The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that.
-- Bill Parcels, New Engla Recreation and Sports
"To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) "I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking
campaign Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.
-- Lyn Karol Recreation and Sports However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea.
-- Tom K. Ryan Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.
-- Lord Byron Most people are more comfortable with old problems than with new solutions.
-- Anonymous Recreation and Sports
Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing
matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner.
-- Amy Bloom "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) "I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of
humor is just common sense, dancing.
-- Clive James A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman Recreation and Sports "Crime like death is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims." (Charles Dickens, 1812-70, Oliver Twist) Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.
-- Alphonse Allais Recreation and Sports
"The man who never made a mistake never made anything." (Derek Longdon, Tongariro Power Development, Turangi, New Zealand) "He who cannot give anything away cannot feel anything either." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi "I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) "I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Recreation and Sports "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't
certain we knew better.
-- George Bird Evans Recreation and Sports
