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Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.
-- Joan Thompson We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like
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-- Anonymous As always, victory finds a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan.
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-- Helen Rowland That government is best which governs least.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849 All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen
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I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and
read a book.
-- Groucho Marx The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
-- George Bernard Shaw Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and
retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
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-- John Brown - last words I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in
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-- Hen It is not good enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well.
-- Rene Descartes Recreation and Sports
Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
of grac Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) This isn't right, this isn't even wrong.
- Wolfgang Pauli (1900-1958), upon reading a young physicist's paper Recreation and Sports You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
-- Beverly Sills I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West "Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) Recreation and Sports
Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as
children.
-- Libby Gelman-Waxner If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.
-- Mother Teresa As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy.
-- Abraham Lincoln Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
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-- Ralph Mars Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. Recreation and Sports One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good
reputation.
-- Oscar Wilde There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have
to shave twice a day.
-- Adlai Stevenson Recreation and Sports
"Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) "I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money." (George blah "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) "God is Man's stupidest idea." (Marcel Duchamp, French Dadaist) I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer Recreation and Sports Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde As life is action and passion, it is required of a man that he should share the passion and action
of his time, at the peril of being not to have lived.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Recreation and Sports
I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard "If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause
we believe to be just.
-- Abraham Lincoln When a man takes an oath, Meg, he's holding his ownself in his own hands. Like water. And if he
opens his fingers then- he needn't hope to find himself again.
-- Robert Bolt from A Man For All Seas Recreation and Sports The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing.
Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands.
-- Oscar Wilde Ninety percent of everything is crap.
-- Theodore Sturgeon I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Recreation and Sports
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- George Burns And now here is my secret, a very simple secret; it is only with the heart that one can see rightly,
what is essential is invisible to the eye.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
-- Bertrand Russell The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
- Emile Zola Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall Recreation and Sports I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. "The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize." (Robert Hughes) A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost (1874-1963) Recreation and Sports
"Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people
themselves.
-- August Strindberg Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation.
-- Francis Bacon People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
-- John Harrigan Ambition is not a vice of little people.
-- Michel de Montaigne Recreation and Sports In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
-- Robert Orben Recreation and Sports
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-- Albert Einstein The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
-- Carl Zwanzig Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. Recreation and Sports When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims
of intact ones.
-- Peter DeVries The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
-- Calvin Recreation and Sports
In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
-- Samuel Butler They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
- General George Patton Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible.
-- Margaret Mead "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) Recreation and Sports "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx "These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,
remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.
-- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea Recreation and Sports
Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
- Albert Giacometti (sculptor) I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant Genius has somewhat of the infantine; But of the childish not a touch or taint.
-- Robert Browning Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you
have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.
-- Aldous Huxley Recreation and Sports "Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
-- Harry Truman Recreation and Sports
