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For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these: "It might have been!"
-- John Greenleaf Whittier I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
-- Doug MacLeod Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
-- Pancho Villa, dying words Use your own best judgment at all times.
-- The entire Nordstrom's Department Stores policy manual "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) Health "Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best." (William Blake) After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
-- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, 1962 Health
"Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) "Self-confidence is the first requisite for achieving great things." (Samuel Johnson) "There cannot be a God because, if there were one, I would not believe that I was not He." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. What does not kill me makes me stronger.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Health "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) "We already have the statistics for the future: the growth percentages of pollution, overpopulation, desertification. The future is already in place." (Günther Grass, Winner of the Nobel Prize for Li Health
Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull "Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time." (E. B. White) Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
-- Pablo Picasso Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
-- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) blah "It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce it as certain that there was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." (Benjamin Fran Health "Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details." (Andy Warhol, America, 1985) 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- ee cummings Every child is born a genius.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller Health
"I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence." (Edger Allen Poe) Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant
day into your answers.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke "When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson Health An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
-- Winston Churchill "The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Health
Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. "Eschew the ordinary, disdain the commonplace. If you have a single-minded need for something, let it be the unusual, the esoteric, the bizarre, the unexpected..." (Chuck Jones) You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your
temper or self-confidence.
-- Robert Frost The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
-- Albert Einstein "Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) Health Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all.
-- G. K. Chesterton To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
-- Ghandi Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago Health
Effort is only effort when it begins to hurt.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. Drink to me.
-- Pablo Picasso, dying words I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
-- Mark Twain Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw Health "We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) She felt in italics and thought in capitals.
-- Henry James "People expect a certain reaction from a business, and when you pleasantly exceed those expectations, you've somehow passed an important psychological threshold." (Richard Thalheimer, president, The Health
Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without
feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex,
the ugl "The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't
have done.
-- Malcolm Forbes When we treat man as he is, we make him worse than he is; when we treat him as if he already
were what he potentially could be, we make him what he should be.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.
-- Alphonse Allais Health When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
- Sir Winston Churchill Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus "You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents came from. It is a belief that all men are created free and equal and that everyone deserves an even break." (Harry S. Tru Health
It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by
committee meetings.
-- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally
desparate to get out.
-- Di Peatlins "I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks." (Andy Warhol, The Andy Warhol Diaries, 1989) "A man who flies from his fear may find he has only taken a shortcut to meet it." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) Health In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
duties.
? Work I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way
of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope...and that enables you to laugh at all "Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time." (E. B. White) Health
"If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on
tormenting the generations to come.
-- Montesquieu An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
-- Alfred A. Knopf Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation.
-- Francis Bacon An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
-- Sacha Guitry Health True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
-- Henry David Thoreau Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
-- Proverbs 23:7 Health
If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings.
-- Lisa Moriyama "It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question." (Eugene Ionesco) Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes "No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." (Calvin Coolidge) Health One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
-- Bertrand Russell Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus Health
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten.
-- Mark Twain In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
-- Samuel Butler Health Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its
coattails.
-- Clarence Darrow Health
