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-- Martin Luther "It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing." (Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises) There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the
imagination.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick "Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) Recreation and Sports We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) Recreation and Sports
I drink no more than a sponge.
-- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
-- Niels Bohr This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
-- Anonymous Recreation and Sports "Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot." (Ani Difranco) The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband bein' big enough to keep his mouth
shut, to step back and see where his wife is wrong.
-- Archie Bunker, character on "All in the Family, Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 Recreation and Sports
We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a
madhouse.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
-- William Congreve "Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Recreation and Sports When you're away, I'm restless, lonely
Wretched, bored, dejected; only
here's the rub, my darling dear,
I feel the same when you are here.
-- Samuel Hoffenstein "Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience." (George Bernard Shaw) "When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) Recreation and Sports
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb We can say 'Peace on Earth,' we can sing about it, preach about it or pray about it, but if we have
not internalized the mythology to make it happen inside us, then it will not be.
-- Betty Shabazz We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963) Recreation and Sports A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take
her off his hands.
-- Sacha Guitry I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-- Paul Ehrlich Recreation and Sports
"It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) He who kisses the joy is it flies lives in eternity's sunrise
-- William Blake Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
- Honore de Balzac If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
-- Proverbs 23:7 Recreation and Sports It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some
simple imaginary experiments, and arriving at a revolutionary conclusion.
-- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Recreation and Sports
Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
-- Albert Einstein "Wise men learn more from fools, than fools from the wise." (Anonymous) I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx "I am interested in anything about revolt, disorder , chaos--especially activity that seems to have no meaning. It seems to me to be the road toward freedom ... Rather than starting inside, I start ou Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph Recreation and Sports Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea.
-- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
-- Anon. "Where there's a marriage without love there will be love without marriage." (Benjamin Franklin) Recreation and Sports
It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
-- St. Francis of Assisi Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an
automobile.
-- Billy Sunday "Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One
looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our
human Recreation and Sports My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who
take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there.
-- INDIRA Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same
joke and still feel lonely.
-- T. S. Eliot Recreation and Sports
They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
-- Niels Bohr Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show The coziness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church.
-- G. K. Chesterton Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-- Hector Louis Berlioz Recreation and Sports No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
- W.B. Prescott I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
-- Sam Kinison Recreation and Sports
If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner Use your own best judgment at all times.
-- The entire Nordstrom's Department Stores policy manual Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass.
-- French Proverb If you are going through hell, keep going.
- Sir Winston Churchill If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.
-- Mother Teresa Recreation and Sports There are some things which cannot be learned quickly, and time, which is all we have, must be
paid heavily for their acquiring. They are the very simplest things and, because it takes a man's
life Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart; for his purity, by
definition, is unassailable.
-- James Baldwin, Nobody Knows My Name, 1961 If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous Recreation and Sports
I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but
all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
- Bill Hirst "Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
-- Mae West It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are
difficult.
-- Seneca "Think off-center." (George Carlin) Recreation and Sports "Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
-- Kin Hubbard Recreation and Sports
If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo Recreation and Sports My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them. Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken "Friends are those people who know the words to the song in your heart and sing them back to you when you have forgotten the words." (Anonymous) Recreation and Sports
