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-- P. J. O'Rourke I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
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- Frank Lloyd Wright Financial Services
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside
desperate to get out.
-- Michel de Montaigne Food, one assumes, provides nourishment; but Americans eat it fully aware that small amounts of
poison have been added to improve its appearance and delay its putrefaction.
-- John Cage In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves
beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.
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-- John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
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-- Voltaire Financial Services
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it,
there will be a fish.
-- Ovid If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?
-- Albert Einstein Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
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don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that.
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I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead.
-- Winnie the Pooh Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day.
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charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.
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-- Oscar Wilde Financial Services
Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in
opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.
-- Sydney Smith Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince The mathematician lives long and lives young; the wings of his soul do not early drop off, nor do
its pores become clogged with the earthy particles blown from the dusty highways of vulgar life.
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merely a good excuse not to play football.
-- Fran Lebowitz Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.
-- Ralph Mars You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you
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-- Beau Brummel Financial Services
If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be
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-- Abraham Lincoln Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
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-- Joseph Addison Life is a succession of lessons enforced by immediate reward, or, oftener, by immediate
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"Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
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benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.
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blah "It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce it as certain that there was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." (Benjamin Fran A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
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-- Gandhi Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess Financial Services
Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
-- George Bernard Shaw I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like
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-- D. H. Lawrence The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the
purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
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-- Adlai Stevenson Financial Services While we are postponing, life speeds by.
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-- Abraham Lincoln Financial Services
Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in
freedom.
-- Albert Einstein If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
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