Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau "I have an unfortunate personality." (George Orson Welles) There's nothing wrong with having nothing to say -- unless you insist on saying it.
-- Anonymous He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
-- Anonymous "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) Education "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to
know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
- Clarence Darrow, Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take
what I have to give.
-- Cass Daley Education
You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
-- Chekhov Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." Education Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." (Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) We love because it's the only true adventure.
-- Nikki Giovanni Education
What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crowf A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants.
-- Arthur Schoperhauer In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
something everybody believes, except the person who made it.
-- Albert Einstein, attributed Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield Education How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it.
-- Alexandre Dumas fils I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.
-- Christopher Morley Education
When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche "Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely
necessary in order to keep the lines open for emergency personnel. We'll be right back after this
bre The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every
morning and say, "How's the President?"
-- Will Rogers It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal Education When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being
brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.
-- Cynthia H I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all
the time. That would be hypocrisy.
-- Oscar Wilde Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
-- Seen on a t-shirt Education
Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
- Sir Winston Churchill If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
-- Bob Edwards "You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question." (Albert Camus, The Fall) The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Education Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.
-- Pablo Picasso A human being is a part of the whole, called by us Universe, a part limited in time and space. He
experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest--a kind of
optic "I was born lost and take no pleasure in being found..." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Education
I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the
advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults of the first.
-- Benjamin Franklin My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone The difference between a man who faces death for the sake of an idea and an imitator who goes
in search of martyrdom is that the former expresses his idea most fully in death while the latter
really The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko Education Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
-- Billy Sunday The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Education
Work expands to fill the time available.
-- PARKINSON'S LAW Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
-- W. Somerset Maugham The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal consistency of the women who
love me.
-- George Bernard Shaw Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I
love you."
-- Erich Fromm Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting Education "Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details." (Andy Warhol, America, 1985) Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anonymous Grove giveth and Gates taketh away.
- Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep
up with software demands Education
Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous Do not let yourselves be discouraged or embittered by the smallness of the success you are likely
to achieve in trying to make life better. You certainly would not be able, in a single generation, to One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Education I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha We have been friends together in sunshine and in shade.
-- Caroline Norton It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and
superior impartiality.
-- Arnold Bennett Education
In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
-- Bern Williams The coziness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church.
-- G. K. Chesterton The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous Education I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
- Ian L. Fleming "Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
-- Aristotle Education
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.
-- George Bernard Shaw "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not
mean his maker, but himself.
-- Dean Inge "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life
of another.
-- Helen Keller Education You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald
spot.
-- Elayne Boosler Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
-- Aldous Huxley "... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) Education
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
-- Johnny Carson "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Education "By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B Education
