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LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician "Furious activity is no substitute for understanding." (H. H. Williams) Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
- Martin Fraquhar Tupper Health My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
-- Christopher Morley I worship the quicksand he walks in.
- Art Buchwald A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a
minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity.
-- Albert Einstein Health
If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
-- Calvin Trillin I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
-- Oscar Wilde "Wise men learn more from fools, than fools from the wise." (Anonymous) Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who
can't read.
-- Frank Zappa I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one
more letter she'd have to remember.
-- Shecky Greene Health If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
-- Calvin Trillin I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been
widely regarded as a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams Health
The soul is healed by being with children.
-- Fyodor Dostoyevski Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.
-- Latin Proverb A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire Health We do not remember days; we remember moments.
-- Anonymous Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust.
-- Grover Cleveland Health
"To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) As always, victory finds a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan.
-- Count Galeazzo Ciano, The Ciano Diaries Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous The love we give away is the only love we keep.
-- Elbert Hubbard Health They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.
-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Health
"The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
to bet.
-- Damon Runyan Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.
-- Dr. Karl Menninger Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart; for his purity, by
definition, is unassailable.
-- James Baldwin, Nobody Knows My Name, 1961 Health "The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) blah bl "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Health
"If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) Give the people not hell, but hope and courage.
-- John Murray "I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) Health "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) "The reward of a thing well done is having done it." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Health
Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their
teachers.
-- Socrates Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
-- Irwin Corey Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does
come, we no longer exist.
-- Epicurus Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.
-- Pablo Picasso The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one
is.
-- Arnold Bennett Health "The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason." (John Cage) Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up
our minds to walk boldly through them.
-- Orison Swett Marden Cute little babies that fall out of swings - These are a few of my favourite things.
-- Oscar Hammerstein, working lyric for a piece from "The Sound of Music" Health
If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. "I'm the artist formally known as Beck. I have a genius wig. When I put that wig on, then the true genius emerges. I don't have enough hair to be a genius. I think you have to have hair going everywhe Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong
and virtuous admit no destiny. On earth conscience guides; in heaven God watches. And destiny
is but th I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. ... it is certain that the real function of art is to increase our self-consciousness; to make us more
aware of what we are, and therefore of what the universe in which we live really is. And since
Health People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Health
"Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." (Henry Louis Mencken) We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
- Vince Lombardi Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes
your wife.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Health Is there life before death?
-- Belfast Graffito Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically,
ecstatically, Existence is simply illusion.
-- Fred Rogers, parody of "Row, row, row your boa A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently.
-- St. Augustine Health
If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
-- Scott Adams Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
- James Stephens Health Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary
to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.'
-- Bierce, A To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.
-- Latin Proverb Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton Health
Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future
generations I'll sleep when I'm dead.
- Warren Zevon Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
-- Albert Einstein If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin "The most beautiful things in the world are the most useless, peacocks and lilies, for instance." (John Ruskin) Health Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm
upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again, may God hold you in
the palm Health
