When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
-- Henry James One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
-- Virginia Woolf We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley Travel and Tourism Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
-- F. M. Knowles The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to
contact us.
-- Bill Watterson, in his comic strip Calvin and Hobbes That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been
all along.
-- Madeleine L'Engle Travel and Tourism
I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
-- Elvis Presley In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
simply one of those things which happen from time to time.
-- Edward P. Tryon Travel and Tourism "Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all." (Oscar Wilde) For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these: "It might have been!"
-- John Greenleaf Whittier I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain
and bought jewelry.
-- Rita Rudner Travel and Tourism
The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
-- G. K. Chesterton We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
- Vince Lombardi University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
-- Henry Kissinger "Ninety percent of my salary I spent on booze and women ... and the other ten percent I wasted." (Tug McGraw, Major League Baseball pitcher) Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Travel and Tourism Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland Parents are the bones upon which children sharpen their teeth.
-- Peter Ustinov Travel and Tourism
It was a day like this Marco Polo left for China. What are your plans for today?
--Loesje A hippo does not have a sting in its tail, but a wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee.
-- Polish proverb We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry.
-- John Webster The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon.
-- Jerry Olson I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright Travel and Tourism Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
- Benjamin Franklin If you want to sing out, sing out, and if you want to be free, be free, 'cause there's a million ways
to be, you know that there are...
-- Cat Stevens, from a song lyric The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
for life.
-- Andrew Brown Travel and Tourism
"Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing
popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
-- Dave Barry The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-
inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least
expect i "I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) Travel and Tourism If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?
-- Jim Scheibel, mayor, St. Paul MN Travel and Tourism
blah "Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." (Vincent van Gogh) You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbert A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass.
-- French Proverb Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-- Thomas Jones Travel and Tourism The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) D "Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock 'n roll." (Shigeru Miyamoto, game designer for Nintendo) Travel and Tourism
In the case of good books, the point is not to see how many of them you can get through, but how
many can get through to you.
-- Mortimer J. Adler "If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
-- Josh Billings Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best." (William Blake) Travel and Tourism Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
-- Oliver Herford "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the
writing will be just as it should be.
-- Mark Twain Travel and Tourism
>From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.
-- William Yeats Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism "Over grown military establishments are under any form of government inauspicious to liberty, and are to be regarded as particularly hostile to republican liberty." (George Washington) Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin...
-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Travel and Tourism
Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
-- Anonymous "No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous." (Henry B. Adams) What we anticipate seldom occurs: but what we least expect generally happens.
-- Benjamin Disraeli I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin Travel and Tourism This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
-- Anonymous If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be
closed for any other business.
-- Abraham Lincoln There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the
instrument plays itself.
-- Johann Sebastian Bach Travel and Tourism
The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.
-- Anonymous Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin Value your words. Each one may be the last.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant
day into your answers.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke Travel and Tourism The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock I am going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time Eternity." (Jerzy Kosinski, Polish novelist, from his suicide note) Travel and Tourism
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell There is more to life than increasing its speed.
-- Gandhi The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not
"Eureka!", but "That's funny..."
-- Isaac Asimov Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker
room is the temple where they worship arrested development.
-- Russell Baker I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer Travel and Tourism There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the
instrument plays itself.
-- Johann Sebastian Bach "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) What a difference there is between what we say and what we think.
-- Racine Travel and Tourism
