Wynns Chauffeuring - Contact details for travel-planning and hire of vehicle and driver.
Fladbury First School - Located in the village of Fladbury. Includes information for parents, samples of work, latest newsletters, and games.
The Anchor Inn - provides information about the bar and restaurant, together with contact details and opening times.
Chequers Inn - Details of the inn, its facilities and accommodation.
Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children.
-- Miriam Robbins "In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The mind has exactly the same power as the hands: not merely to grasp the world, but to change
it.
-- Colin Wilson I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way
of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope...and that enables you to laugh at all A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
- Paul Erdos Fladbury Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I
love you."
-- Erich Fromm "A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." (Claude Rains, as Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the
bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Nick Mirov Fladbury
"Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
-- Bob Edwards There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
-- Oscar Wilde You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
-- Richard Bach Trust, but verify.
-- Ronald Reagan Fladbury Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing.
-- Georges Danton, to his executioner "Paper should be edible, nutritious. Inks used for printing or writing should have delicious flavors. Magazines or newspapers read at breakfast should be eaten for lunch. Instead of throwing one's mai "Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another, 'What?! You too! Thought I was the only one.'" (Clive Staples Lewis) Fladbury
A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
-- James Lowell Men have become the tools of their tools.
- Henry David Thoreau ( Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who
can't read.
-- Frank Zappa "I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." (Oscar Wilde) "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) Fladbury We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.
-- Shelley Winters "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) "No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Fladbury
I date this girl for two years--and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name."
-- Mike Binder "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) This is the fourth?
-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness.
-- Madame de Rieux I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West Fladbury If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it.
-- H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Treasure Book, on wisdom No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan We are the echo of the future.
-- W. S. Merwin Fladbury
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the
betterment of life.
-- Henry Ford We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it.
-- Woodrow Wyatt I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the
marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
-- Bette Davis Fladbury "What is the difference between exploring and being lost?" (Dan Eldon, photojournalist) It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-- Mae West Truth can be a dangerous thing. It is quite patient and relentless.
-- R. Scott Richards Fladbury
The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled.
-- Paul Eldridge We love because it's the only true adventure.
-- Nikki Giovanni There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the
instrument plays itself.
-- Johann Sebastian Bach Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
- Sir Winston Churchill Fladbury If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings.
-- Lisa Moriyama "I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." (Oscar Wilde) "I'm the artist formally known as Beck. I have a genius wig. When I put that wig on, then the true genius emerges. I don't have enough hair to be a genius. I think you have to have hair going everywhe Fladbury
"I run to see who has the most guts." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting someone else to do the work.
-- John G. Pollard "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow
extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment.
-- Robert Hutchins, Great Books, 1954 He who kisses the joy is it flies lives in eternity's sunrise
-- William Blake Fladbury We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we
can do... you don't grow as much. You gotta take those chances on making those big mistakes.
-- Cybi blah "Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." (Thomas Alva Edison) I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright Fladbury
"I am convinced that it is not the fear of death, of our lives ending that haunts our sleep so much as the fear ... that as far as the world is concerned, we might as well never have lived." (Rabbi H Experience is the name every one gives his mistakes.
-- Elbert Hubbard "I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." (Blaise Pascal) Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature
intended you for, and you will succeed; be anything else, and you will be ten thousands times
worse tha It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde Fladbury God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
-- Voltaire A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
- Lao-Tzu I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal Fladbury
Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes In the late 1600s the finest instruments originated from three rural families whose workshops
were side by side in the Italian village of Cremona. First were the Amatis, and outside their shop
hung Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-- Mae West Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. Fladbury I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences.
-- Author Unknown Fladbury
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
-- Typewriting exercise "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
-- Anonymous "One pretty good definition of college is that it's a place where people are made to read difficult books." (Jonathan Franzen) Fladbury This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes
time to get a dance right, to create something memorable.
-- Fred Astaire Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
-- Danny Kaye "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) Fladbury
I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
- Thomas Jefferson To realize that you do not understand is a virtue;
Not to realize that you do not understand is a defect.
--Lao-Tzu, "Tao Teh Ching" "Have love for your friend up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your enemy some day; and hate your enemy up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your friend some day." (Ali bin Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T "Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) Fladbury Live truth instead of professing it.
-- Elbert Hubbard I would have made a good Pope.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
-- Virginia Woolf Fladbury
