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In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
next meal would come from.
-- Peter F. Drucker When Michelangelo finished the painting of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling, he spent the rest of his
life trying to remove the paint that had poured into his sleeve.
-- Francois Cavanna Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
-- George Bernard Shaw Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) Inkberrow "Treat a man as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he could be, and he will become what he should be." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard Inkberrow
One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.
-- Sophocles "The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently.
-- St. Augustine If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
-- John-Paul Sartre Inkberrow "It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world." (John Steinbeck A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age.
-- Meat Loaf, from the song "Wasted Youth" on the album Bat Out of Hell II When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find
that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our
pain Inkberrow
Only the little people pay taxes.
-- Leona Helmsley, hotel owner and prison inmate, 1989 One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture and, if
possible, speak a few reasonable words.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
-- Walter Prager I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including:
* Both of your socks should always be the same color
* Or they should at least both be fairly dark
-- Dave Barry "Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery." (Andy Warhol) Inkberrow Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever. "In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
-- Albert Einstein Inkberrow
"It ends not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot, The Hollow Man) It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
-- Will Rogers Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from
history.
-- George Bernard Shaw Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
-- David Chambless True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness.
-- Friedrich Nietzsch Inkberrow If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude. we are for the most part
more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers.
-- Thoreau No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin Inkberrow
If you want to sing out, sing out, and if you want to be free, be free, 'cause there's a million ways
to be, you know that there are...
-- Cat Stevens, from a song lyric "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
machine gun.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
-- Harry Truman I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
-- Katherine Cebrian Inkberrow blah bla "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." (Albert Einstein) "I think all great innovations are built on rejections." (Louis-Ferdinand Céline) The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One
cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the
marvelous str Inkberrow
"If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) "The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all
over it and put your name at the top.
-- English Professor, Ohio University Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.
-- Samuel Johnson If we don't change the direction we are going,
We are likely to end up where we are heading.
-- Chinese saying Inkberrow Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future
generations The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
-- George Santayana Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork
picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.
-- Tom Stoppard Inkberrow
In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled.
-- Paul Eldridge Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.
-- Beau Brummel Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin "A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." (Fred Allen) Inkberrow I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department
store and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple Black "Nothing touches a work of art so little as words of criticism: they always result in more or less fortunate misunderstandings." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet) The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins.
-- Heywood Brown Inkberrow
The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the
bad ones.
-- W. Somerset Maugham More light!
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words "If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
- Abraham Lincoln There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a
natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend Inkberrow It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
-- St. Francis of Assisi "He who cannot give anything away cannot feel anything either." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.
-- Alphonse Allais Inkberrow
Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
- James Stephens If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them
missionaries for dinner.
-- H. L. Mencken Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.
-- Joan Thompson When you're away, I'm restless, lonely
Wretched, bored, dejected; only
here's the rub, my darling dear,
I feel the same when you are here.
-- Samuel Hoffenstein "A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) Inkberrow "Better is the enemy of good." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) "The only way to have friends is to be one." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Inkberrow
Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword.
-- Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton, Richelieu, II. ii Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin...
-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show Marry in haste, repent in leisure.
-- Tilney Inkberrow It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was
someone else.
-- Rogers "In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for." (Paul Lutus) "If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) Inkberrow
If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others.
-- Tryon Edwards The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a
lot less.
-- Brendon Behan Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than
the wisest man can answer.
-- Charles Caleb Colton Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the
commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete
answer. In fact, women's total ins Inkberrow "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the
chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.
- unknown The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.
-- Anonymous Inkberrow