Kempsey Cricket Club - Club information and news, together with fixtures and results.
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"The reward of a thing well done is having done it." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are
difficult.
-- Seneca blah "The best students always are flunking. Every good teacher knows that." (Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a
well remembered door.
-- Heywood Brown Kempsey There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
-- George Bernard Shaw "College professors are the people who can't hack it in the real world." (William Thomas) Kempsey
In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
-- Oliver Herford We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from
ourselves.
-- Tom Robbins The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the
uneatable.
-- Oscar Wilde Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
-- Virginia Woolf Kempsey When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree.
-- William Blake Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.
-- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, Lazarus Long More than kisses, letters mingle souls.
-- John Donne Kempsey
The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another.
-- Frank J. Dobie, A Texan in England, 1945 "Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
-- F. M. Knowles The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost Kempsey I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
-- Calvin "Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) When a man takes an oath, Meg, he's holding his ownself in his own hands. Like water. And if he
opens his fingers then- he needn't hope to find himself again.
-- Robert Bolt from A Man For All Seas Kempsey
Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
-- George Saunders - last words People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
-- Walter Savage Landor We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
- Vince Lombardi Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
-- Lord Dewar "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act but a habit." (Aristotle) Kempsey Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars
-- Les Brown blah "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) "Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) Kempsey
To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
-- Lao Tzu "The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisi A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge.
-- John Wesley The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. Kempsey Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times.
-- Jonson, Ben Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one's own person is its ultimate reward.
-- Patricia Sampson "One pretty good definition of college is that it's a place where people are made to read difficult books." (Jonathan Franzen) Kempsey
"Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't
take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates...
-- Anonymous Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in
opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.
-- Sydney Smith Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a
dozen.
-- John Steinbeck Man is a natural polygamist. He always has one woman leading him by the nose and another
hanging on to his coattails.
-- H. L. Mencken Kempsey Soul meets soul on lovers lips.
-- Percy Bysshe Shelley The child is the father of the man.
-- William Wordsworth "Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) Kempsey
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take
what I have to give.
-- Cass Daley Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers.
-- William Penn I still live.
-- Daniel Webster, dying words Kempsey "Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery." (Andy Warhol) The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
-- Lucille S. Harper When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow Kempsey
Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones.
-- Phillip Brooks It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 While we are postponing, life speeds by.
- Seneca (3BC - 65AD) You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams Kempsey Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes.
-- Norman Douglas Health food makes me sick.
-- Calvin Trillin If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. Kempsey
Use your own best judgment at all times.
-- The entire Nordstrom's Department Stores policy manual Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same
thing nowadays.
-- Oscar Wilde "I'm the artist formally known as Beck. I have a genius wig. When I put that wig on, then the true genius emerges. I don't have enough hair to be a genius. I think you have to have hair going everywhe A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
-- Joseph Addison "People expect a certain reaction from a business, and when you pleasantly exceed those expectations, you've somehow passed an important psychological threshold." (Richard Thalheimer, president, The Kempsey It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
-- Pierre Augustin de Beaumarchais Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
-- Henry David Thoreau Kempsey
"Every act of creation is first an act of destruction." (Pablo Picasso) The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact.
-- Thomas Henry Huxley I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
-- Barbara Bush, first lady, 1989 And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
-- Will Rogers Kempsey Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off
his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
-- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
-- Typewriting exercise There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer Kempsey
Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
-- Christopher Morley The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. "Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate,
the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.
-- Rainer Maria Ril Kempsey Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only
hope to find in their butlers.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Women's liberationists spread the word that...the only peaceful family is one in which either the
wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous.
-- R. Emmett Tyell, The Liberal Crack-Up, 1984 "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Kempsey
