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How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it.
-- Alexandre Dumas fils Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you
have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.
-- Aldous Huxley "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Arts and Entertainment Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars
-- Les Brown The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience.
-- Harper Lee "There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience." (Archibald McLeish) Arts and Entertainment
I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
- Irvin S. Cobb Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.
-- Kenneth H. Blanchard "The perception of beauty is a moral test." (Henry David Thoreau) Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante Arts and Entertainment "I learned more from the one restaurant that didn't work than from all the ones that were successes." (Wolfgang Puck, restauranteur) To love another person is to see the face of God.
-- Lyric from Les Miserables I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey Arts and Entertainment
"Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane Obedience is the gateway through which knowledge, yes, and love, too, enter the mind of the
child.
-- Anne Sullivan By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education
without natural ability.
Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) Arts and Entertainment Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
-- Shane Leslie When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another.
-- H. L. Mencken Arts and Entertainment
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H. L. Mencken History repeats itself; that's one of the things that's wrong with history.
-- Clarence Darrow I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
to bet.
-- Damon Runyan Arts and Entertainment "This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." (Arthur C. Clarke) A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. Every day sends to their
graves obscure men whom timidity prevented from making a first effort.
-- Sydney Smith A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
-- Robert Frost Arts and Entertainment
Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli You have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth
without producing it.
-- George Bernard Shaw The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
-- George Santayana Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims
of intact ones.
-- Peter DeVries Arts and Entertainment And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who sh If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
-- George Gobel Is there life before death?
-- Belfast Graffito Arts and Entertainment
When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
-- George Orwell "I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw Arts and Entertainment If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man
will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
-- Henry Ford "Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong." (Oscar Wilde) I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
-- Albert Einstein Arts and Entertainment
If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the
faculty of laughter.
-- Joseph Addison "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
-- Fred Allen The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing
changes and yet everything is completely different.
-- Aldous Huxley Arts and Entertainment Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. "Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." (Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance) "These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,
remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.
-- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea Arts and Entertainment
Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
-- Londo Molari The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita "A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) There is more to life than increasing its speed.
-- Gandhi In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes.
-- Elizabeth Ashley Arts and Entertainment If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of
something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than
cocaine.
"There is nothing more fearful than ignorance in action." (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1749-1832, Criticisms, Reflections and Maxims) By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
-- Socrates Arts and Entertainment
"If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a day; if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life." (Anonymous) "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli "The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none." (Thomas Carlyle, 1795-1881) A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash Arts and Entertainment "I never learned from a man who agreed with me." (Robert A. Heinlein) Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their
teachers.
-- Socrates The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing.
Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands.
-- Oscar Wilde Arts and Entertainment
Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being
gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.
-- Molly Ivins How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln We trained hard - but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we were
reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing,
and All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his.
-- Oscar Wilde Arts and Entertainment Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from
history.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Commit yourself to quality from day one ... it's better to do nothing at all than to do something badly." (Mark McCormack) blah bl "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Arts and Entertainment
"If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy True thinkers are characterised by a blending of clearness and mystery.
-- Victor Hugo A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
-- Oscar Wilde My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. Arts and Entertainment To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in
accordance with the dictates of reason.
-- Oscar Wilde "If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) Arts and Entertainment
