"I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way.
-- Will Rogers Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins.
-- Sioux Indian Prayer I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
-- Sam Kinison "Everything in my life has been determined by mistakes." (Gene Wilder) Government This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold
of a hammer.
-- Will Rogers "It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Government
Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
-- Confucius Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
-- Chinese Proverb In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
- W.B. Prescott You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. Government Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
-- P. J. O'Rourke There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the
imagination.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton Government
If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants.
-- Isaac Newton The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines
staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you
ask th It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins He who awaits much can expect little.
-- Gabriel Garcia Marquez "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." (William Blake) Government I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
-- Benjamin Disraeli "You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) "I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) Government
We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw Most people are more comfortable with old problems than with new solutions.
-- Anonymous "Death where is thy sting? Love, where is thy glory?" (William Shakespeare) The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow
extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment.
-- Robert Hutchins, Great Books, 1954 Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the
writing will be just as it should be.
-- Mark Twain Government Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen Government
"The act of policing is, in order to punish less often, to punish more severely." (Napoleon Bonaparte) "To err is human; to forgive, divine." (Alexander Pope) Truth can be a dangerous thing. It is quite patient and relentless.
-- R. Scott Richards With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
-- Anonymous Government The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon "Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." (Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton) If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous Government
If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants.
-- Arthur Schoperhauer One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
-- Virginia Woolf There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing, and that's all you'll ever find."
-- Robert Flaherty Drink to me.
-- Pablo Picasso, dying words Government Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
-- Beaumont, Francis The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
-- Margo Kaufman We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx Government
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
-- H. L. Mencken Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous "When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward: for there you have been and there you will always be." (Henry Van Dyke) When you're experimenting you have to try so many things before you choose what you want,
and you may go days getting nothing but exhaustion.
-- Fred Astaire Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved.
-- D.H. Lawrence Government I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call
me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
-- Rebecca West, Such is life.
-- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every
morning and say, "How's the President?"
-- Will Rogers Government
All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story "An able man shows his spirit by gentle words and resolute actions; he is neither hot nor timid." (Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield, 4th earl of) "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson Government I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
-- Will Rogers The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and
remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't
work and the We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
world know the blessings of peace.
-- William Gladstone Government
Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
-- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.
-- Lord Byron Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
-- Aaron Machado Government Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for
themselves.
-- F. Emerson Andrews "In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and
joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. To see reality--not
as Government
Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
-- John Stuart Mill "Do you know that places only yield up their secrets, their most profound mysteries, to those who are just passing through?" (Salman Rushdie, The Moor's Last Sigh) Goodbye, Everybody!
-- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. Government A man has to live with himself, and he should see to it that he always has good company.
-- Charles Evans Hughes Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
-- Pancho Villa, dying words "To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') Government
"I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any blah "There is a melancholy that stems from greatness." (Sébastien-Roch Nicolas Chamfort, 1740/41-1794) All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
-- Plutarch There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Government You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty.
-- Adair Lara Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
-- Semisonic, Closing Time Government
