Shepley Computers - Sells computers and CCTV systems. Includes product specifications and contacts.
Lickey End Parish Council - Includes background information to the council, minutes from its meetings and letters it has sent.
"Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the
bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Nick Mirov "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there.
-- Robert M. Pirsig Lickey End "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." (George Orwell) Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. Thought is action in rehearsal.
-- Sigmund Freud Lickey End
"Learn from the mistakes of others--you can never live long enough to make them all yourself." (John Luther) "The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) At the bottom no one in life can help anyone else in life; this one experiences over and over in
every conflict and every perplexity: that one is alone. That isn't as bad as it may first appear; and "Furious activity is no substitute for understanding." (H. H. Williams) Art and science have their meeting point in method.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Lickey End Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with
the powerful, not to be neutral.
-- Paulo Freire "We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) Remember your dreams.
-- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey Lickey End
Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.
-- G. K. Chesterton blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who sh "I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant
day into your answers.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke Lickey End How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it.
-- Alexandre Dumas fils Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
-- Aaron Levenstein Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
- Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan. Lickey End
We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
down people's throats.
-- Howard Aiken Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
have her own way.
-- Anonymous Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
-- Fred Allen Lickey End For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.
-- Lyster The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved.
-- D.H. Lawrence Lickey End
In the end, everything is a gag.
- Charlie Chaplin All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi Lickey End The real questions are the ones that obtrude upon your consciousness whether you like it or not,
the ones that make your mind start vibrating like a jackhammer, the ones that you 'come to terms
with Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. Lickey End
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
-- Mother Teresa Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.
-- Gandhi I would have made a good Pope.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
-- Henry David Thoreau Lickey End Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley
Temple could do it at the age of four.
-- Katharine Hepburn Never practice two vices at once.
-- Tallulah Bankhead When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are
legislators.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Lickey End
The coziness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church.
-- G. K. Chesterton "A friendship that exacts oneness of opinion and conduct is not worth much." (Mohandas Gandhi, In Search of the Supreme) Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
-- Thomas Fuller, 1732 My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be discontinued ... Reason: it has been
reported to our office that you expired on January 1, 1976.
-- excerpt from a letter, Illinois Depart Lickey End Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all.
-- G. K. Chesterton If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
bureaucracy won't.
-- Hyman Rickover You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
-- American Proverb Lickey End
Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard "I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Value your words. Each one may be the last.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's
arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
-- Jonathan Carroll, Outside "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Lickey End The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten.
-- Mark Twain All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac Lickey End
Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
- Karl Wallenda When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There
are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's
reall The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline
luggage.
-- Mark Russell Lickey End Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.
-- Lord Byron Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an
automobile.
-- Billy Sunday It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are
difficult.
-- Lucius Anneaus Seneca Lickey End
I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a
woman.
-- Virginia Woolf "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be
sacrificed to expediency.
-- W. Somerset Maugham What is politics, after all, but the compulsion to preside over property and make other peoples'
decisions for them?
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things!
-- Tom Lehrer Lickey End Be willing to make decisions. That's the most important quality in a good leader. Don't fall victim
to what I call the 'ready-aim-aim-aim-aim syndrome.' You must be willing to fire.
-- Gen. George I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of
sin.
-- John Von Neuman Lickey End
By the time (the Leaning Tower of Pisa) was 10% built, everyone knew it would be a total
disaster. But the investment was so big they felt compelled to go on. Since its completion, it cost
a fortune I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
-- Albert Einstein Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
-- Dr. Benjamin Spock, American pediatrician, address to new parents "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton Lickey End Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar
Gracian If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. Lickey End
