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Malvern Hills - Includes local views, areas of interest, geology, history, nature, and opinions.
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Malvern - Assorted information about the town, with an emphasis on bands and musicians.
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"When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously. -- Nicholas Murray Butler "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) Hark, the Herald Tribune sings, Advertising wondrous things! -- Tom Lehrer "Friends are those people who know the words to the song in your heart and sing them back to you when you have forgotten the words." (Anonymous) Malvern The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe. -- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in freedom. -- Albert Einstein Why don't you write books people can read? -- Nora Joyce, to her husband James Malvern A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is something everybody believes, except the person who made it. -- Albert Einstein, attributed A hippo does not have a sting in its tail, but a wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee. -- Polish proverb More than kisses, letters mingle souls. -- John Donne "The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. -- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz Malvern I drink no more than a sponge. -- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. -- Igor Stravinsky He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke. -- Terry Cohen Malvern I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew better. -- George Bird Evans If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings. -- Lisa Moriyama The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing. -- Publilius Syrus "Of all mankind the great poet is the equable man." (Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, 1855) "I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is." (Alan Watts) Malvern Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny. -- George "This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." (Arthur C. Clarke) Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact. - George Eliot Malvern Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain "The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." (Abbie Hoffman) It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four percent of the people. -- Gore Vidal "Today was good. / Today was fun. / Tomorrow is another one." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Men have become the tools of their tools. -- Henry David Thoreau Malvern If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates. -- Seen on a bumper sticker The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do. -- Thomas Jefferson A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats. -- Anonymous Malvern Parents often talk about the younger generations as if they didn't have anything to do with it. The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust. -- Josh Billings Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past. -- George Orwell Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks Malvern If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers. -- Anonymous To correct a natural indifference I was placed half-way between misery and the sun. Misery kept me from believing that all was well under the sun, and the sun taught me that history wasn't everythin Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five isn't bad. -- Help Wanted Ad, PA newspaper, 1994 Malvern When one find's oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of the workmanship. -- John Renmerde I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat. -- Michael McShane If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married. -- Katharine Hepburn I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved. -- Rose Kennedy, (1890-1995) family matriarch, on her 100th birthday, 1991 Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... Malvern Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back. -- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together. -- Joan Thompson Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure. - Ross MacDonald Malvern I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it. - John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) "I put on an act sometimes, and people think I'm insensitive. Really, it's like a kind of armor because I'm too sensitive. If there are two hundred people in a room and one of them doesn't like me, I' Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. -- King George V It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are difficult. -- Lucius Anneaus Seneca Malvern "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge. -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates Malvern Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards. -- Soren Kierkegaard Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you. -- Oscar Wilde "I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them." (George Orson Welles) "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration. -- Thomas Edison Malvern Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. -- Oscar Wilde "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't. -- Jules Renard Malvern Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog. -- Mark Twain A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies. - Oscar Wilde Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly. -- Rose Franken May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. Malvern After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post. -- Philip Streifer, Superintendent A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. -- George Benard Shaw Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means. -- Oscar Wilde, dying words Malvern "What is most appealing about young folks, after all, is the changes, not the still photograph of finished character but the movie, the soul in flux." (Thomas Pynchon) Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item. -- Anonymous Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. -- Buddha If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer. -- Anon. We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent. -- Anatole France Malvern The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it. -- George Bernard Shaw The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. -- Albert Einstein If God does not exist, then everything is permitted. -- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils Malvern Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches. - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." (Groucho Marx) "The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason." (John Cage) "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) Malvern We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit. -- Aristotle There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written. -- Oscar Wilde "Do you know that places only yield up their secrets, their most profound mysteries, to those who are just passing through?" (Salman Rushdie, The Moor's Last Sigh) Malvern
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