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"What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." "If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) "Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
-- Paul Valery All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
is accepted as being self-evident.
- Arthur Schopenhauer Arts and Entertainment "Plato was a bore." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience." (Archibald McLeish) I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
- Irvin S. Cobb Arts and Entertainment
Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
-- Aristotle The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
-- Robertson Davies My good intentions are completely lethal.
-- Margaret Atwood "The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before
marriage, which is never advisable.
-- Oscar Wilde Arts and Entertainment Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically,
ecstatically, Existence is simply illusion.
-- Fred Rogers, parody of "Row, row, row your boa "Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Arts and Entertainment
Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than
the wisest man can answer.
-- Charles Caleb Colton Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
- Karl Wallenda Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up
our minds to walk boldly through them.
-- Orison Swett Marden Arts and Entertainment In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock Soul meets soul on lovers lips.
-- Percy Bysshe Shelley Arts and Entertainment
"Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience.
-- Harper Lee Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich!
-- Chuck Jones-directed cartoon Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
-- Anonymous Arts and Entertainment Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it,
there will be a fish.
-- Ovid Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
-- Finley Peter Dunne Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting Arts and Entertainment
In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to Liberty.
-- Thomas Jefferson It is not good enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well.
-- Rene Descartes Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can
only read the title.
-- Virginia Woolf The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived
in this century. I didn't live in this century.
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the
lessons that history has to teach.
-- Aldous Huxley Arts and Entertainment "People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) "Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) Arts and Entertainment
It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
-- St. Francis of Assisi "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of
the world.
- George Washington Carver "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) "What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to a human soul." (Joseph Addison) Arts and Entertainment "The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to
learn music and dancing, and thought it time well spent.
-- Michel de Montaigne As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot possibly admire them.
-- Oscar Wilde Arts and Entertainment
The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.
-- Abraham Lincoln A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
-- Anon. As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
-- Pierre Augustin de Beaumarchais Arts and Entertainment The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
-- Albert Einstein Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason "Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) Arts and Entertainment
The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
- Henry Louis Mencken The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works." (Michael Douglas, as Gordon Gekko, Wall Street, 1987) The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever.
-- Virginia Woolf Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take
what I have to give.
-- Cass Daley Arts and Entertainment Art and science have their meeting point in method.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Watching the debate this afternoon it was apparent they loved term limits in the House -- as
Brutus loved Caesar.
-- Bill Moyers Who, being loved, is poor?
-- Oscar Wilde Arts and Entertainment
"Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) She felt in italics and thought in capitals.
-- Henry James When making public policy decisions about new technologies for the Government, I think one
should ask oneself which technologies would best strengthen the hand of a police state. Then, do
not allow All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy If you cannot be the master of your language, you must be its slave. If you cannot examine your
thoughts, you have no choice but to think them, however silly they may be.
-- Richard Mitchell, from Arts and Entertainment I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different.
-- Tony Bennett, 1995 Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
-- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same
joke and still feel lonely.
-- T. S. Eliot Arts and Entertainment
I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra "Avoid providing material for the drama that is always stretched tight between parents and children; it uses up much of the children's strength and wastes the love of the elders, which acts and warms Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
-- Seen on a t-shirt "The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) Arts and Entertainment Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and
superior impartiality.
-- Arnold Bennett Arts and Entertainment
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
- Vince Lombardi Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before
marriage, which is never advisable.
-- Oscar Wilde Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking
campaign CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the
disg Arts and Entertainment "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
-- Edgar Watson Howe Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around Arts and Entertainment
