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Virtual Malvern College - Site for the Old Malvernian to reminisce and keep in touch with other ex pupils. Features include an email directory, a photo gallery and the 'Rose Gardens' message board.
Great Malvern Primary School - Includes virtual tours, examples of pupil work, information about the governors, PTA, and year groups, and calendar.
Malvern Girls' College. - Independent boarding school with online prospectus, academic results, curriculum, entry and fee information.
The Chase Technology College - General information, extra-curricular activities, and the school rules, and the sixth form prospectus to download.
Dyson Perrins High School - News and events, subject pages, photographs, and the Governers' Annual Report.
Malvern College - Co-educational residential school for pupils 3-18, with information about academics, sports, housing, extra curricular activities, and school events.
Great Malvern Primary School. - Includes photographs of the school, examples of pupils' work, and an events calendar.
A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies. - Oscar Wilde Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. - Sir Winston Churchill "Deep down, no one really believes they have a right to live. But this death sentence generally stays tucked away, hidden beneath the difficulty of living. If that difficulty is removed from time to t They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits. -- Joe Early, Congressman (D-Mass), at a press conference to answer questions about the House Bank scandal Education "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni "Those that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." (Benjamin Franklin) Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd Education Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a thing to be acheived. -- William Jennings Bryant Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate. -- Mark B. Cohen Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. -- Oscar Wilde Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have had any experience with them. -- H. L. Mencken There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. - Albert Einstein Education Watching the debate this afternoon it was apparent they loved term limits in the House -- as Brutus loved Caesar. -- Bill Moyers When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that. -- Bill Parcels, New Engla My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it. -- Abraham Lincoln Education "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think. -- Niels Bohr Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses. -- Lord Dewar Grow old with me! The best is yet to be! -- Robert Browning I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. -- Groucho Marx Education I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with. -- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. -- Mark Twain The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact. -- Thomas Henry Huxley Education Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition. -- Walter Prager "Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes." (Oscar Wilde) You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try. -- Beverly Sills A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude. -- Oscar Wilde To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation. -- Latin Proverb Education You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. -- Mark Twain Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. -- Oscar Wilde Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. -- Oscar Wilde Education If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. -- Dale Carnegie "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) "How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students. -- John Ciardi "REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) Education Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards. -- Soren Kierkegaard "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) "Those that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." (Benjamin Franklin) Education The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it. -- Lou Holtz I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it ha The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules. -- Elting E. Morison If ever two were one, then surely we. If ever man were loved by wife, then thee. -- Anne Bradstreet Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. -- Oscar Wilde Education The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the first half. Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) Education Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea. -- Headline, story in the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Feb 20, 1995 Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. -- Tom Robbins If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J. Paul Getty Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead. -- Euripides Education It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember. -- Eugene McCarthy Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want. -- Don Stanford Education I don't feel good. -- Luther Burbank, dying words There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the outward behavior. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe blah "The best students always are flunking. Every good teacher knows that." (Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) "Once spirit was God, then it became man, and now it is even becoming mob." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses. -- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson Education Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for themselves. -- F. Emerson Andrews Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read. -- Frank Zappa Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love. -- Martin Luther King, Jr. Education The older one grows, the more one likes indecency. -- Virginia Woolf The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz "A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops." (Henry B. Adams) The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. -- Franklin D. Roosevelt If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. -- Wilfred Sheed Education People need loving the most when they deserve it the least. -- John Harrigan Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. -- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How's the President?" -- Will Rogers Education "Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) "Life is a great surprise. I don't see why death should not be an even greater one." (Vladimir Nabokov) "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous. -- Bill Moyers Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. -- Russell Baker Education There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and discipline. -- Michel de Montaigne We have only one person to blame, and that's each other. -- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a fight furing a hockey game The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely necessary in order to keep the lines open for emergency personnel. We'll be right back after this bre Education My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him! My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting. -- Ray Bandy Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech. - Martin Fraquhar Tupper The worth of the state, in the long run, is the worth of the individuals composing it. -- John Stuart Mill Education "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together. - Georg Lichtenberg A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. -- Walter Winchell Education
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