We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France The society of women is the element of good manners.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
-- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed "Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) "There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience." (Archibald McLeish) Travel and Tourism Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
-- Typewriting exercise "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism
In the case of good books, the point is not to see how many of them you can get through, but how
many can get through to you.
-- Mortimer J. Adler When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.
-- Sydney Smith A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
- Frank Lloyd Wright "Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong." (Muhammad Ali) Travel and Tourism The health of the people is really the foundation upon which all their happiness and all their
powers as a State depend.
-- Benjamin Disraeli I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that
M&Ms really do melt in your hand...
-- Peter Oakley If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Travel and Tourism
Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-
inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least
expect i I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of
the other person.
-- Mark Twain Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) Travel and Tourism "Growth in wisdom can be measured precisely by decline in bile." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Human, All Too Human) "I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you
can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist.
-- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern Travel and Tourism
Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it
pure ignorance?
-- Holbrook Jackson Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does
not change his mind.
-- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks What a difference there is between what we say and what we think.
-- Racine A human being is a part of the whole, called by us Universe, a part limited in time and space. He
experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest--a kind of
optic Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one
thing.
-- Abraham Lincoln Travel and Tourism Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as
saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball.
-- Deborah Tan Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement.
-- Cousin Woodman Travel and Tourism
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy Thought is action in rehearsal.
-- Sigmund Freud "I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough." (M. C. Escher) That government is best which governs least.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849 Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
-- Shane Leslie Travel and Tourism A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take
her off his hands.
-- Sacha Guitry They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to
run his, either.
-- Anonymous "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) Travel and Tourism
It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.
-- Sydney Smith We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to
comfort us along We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
-- Albert Einstein "I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is." (Alan Watts) Travel and Tourism "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) Not to anticipate is already to moan.
-- Leonardo da Vinci "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) Travel and Tourism
A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted
by a little physical antipathy.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche "Of all mankind the great poet is the equable man." (Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, 1855) LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
-- Edward Chilton I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in
charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.
-- Hen Travel and Tourism Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-
inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least
expect i The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived
in this century. I didn't live in this century.
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic Travel and Tourism
Experience is the name every one gives his mistakes.
-- Elbert Hubbard We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really
lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it.
-- Herman Melville Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to-
resurrection" coverage. He later a "Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) Travel and Tourism The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.
-- Kingsley Amis Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
-- Yogi Berra Travel and Tourism
Women's liberationists spread the word that...the only peaceful family is one in which either the
wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous.
-- R. Emmett Tyell, The Liberal Crack-Up, 1984 "Where there's a marriage without love there will be love without marriage." (Benjamin Franklin) "There cannot be a God because, if there were one, I would not believe that I was not He." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered." (Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom) No other success can compensate for failure in the home.
-- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he
LDS Church, April, 1964 Travel and Tourism There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting someone else to do the work.
-- John G. Pollard We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
-- Winston Churchill Travel and Tourism
Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) "Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) "The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing." (John Powell) Travel and Tourism He who awaits much can expect little.
-- Gabriel Garcia Marquez There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to
us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
-- Jeff Raskin Travel and Tourism
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
-- G. K. Chesterton "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
-- Simeon Strunsky As for courage and will - we cannot measure how much of each lies within us, we can only trust
there will be sufficient to carry through trials which may lie ahead.
-- Andre Norton "Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame." (Erica Jong) Travel and Tourism When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being
brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.
-- Cynthia H Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside
desperate to get out.
-- Michel de Montaigne Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
-- Marx Groucho, the film "Animal Crackers" Travel and Tourism
