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Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by
committee meetings.
-- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 Hell is paved with good samaritans.
-- William M. Holden The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell This book fills a much-needed gap.
- Moses Hadas in a review Accommodation We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department
store and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple Black Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
-- Simeon Strunsky Accommodation
Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
-- Billy Sunday Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
-- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987 "Pleasant words are a honeycomb, Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Bible, Proverbs 16:24) A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics.
-- Maria Edgeworth Accommodation The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same
joke and still feel lonely.
-- T. S. Eliot If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry Accommodation
"Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future." (Paul Boese) My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
bed with her.
-- Lenny Bruce If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them
missionaries for dinner.
-- H. L. Mencken "I heard the old, old, men say 'all that's beautiful drifts away, like the waters.'" (William Butler Yeats) A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead Accommodation UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth.
These days they more often leave that way.
-- David Deckert Accommodation
The multitude is always in the wrong.
-- Wentworth Dillon, Earl of Roscommon, 1684 "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) "Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock 'n roll." (Shigeru Miyamoto, game designer for Nintendo) "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry.
-- John Webster Accommodation An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One
looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our
human "I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them.
-- Adlai Stevenson Accommodation
NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows
how to make us disobedient.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 "The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing." (John Powell) You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
- George Bernard Shaw Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not
mean his maker, but himself.
-- Dean Inge Accommodation The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
for life.
-- Andrew Brown "I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Accommodation
Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous Do or do not. There is no try.
-- Yoda, character in the movie The Empire Strikes Back "You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) "I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs
long enough."
-- Arizona senatorial candidate Claire Sargent, on women candidates When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender Accommodation The community stagnates without the impulse of the individual. The impulse dies away without
the sympathy of the community.
-- William James Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
-- Mark Twain True thinkers are characterised by a blending of clearness and mystery.
-- Victor Hugo Accommodation
The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived
in this century. I didn't live in this century.
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
be grateful.
-- Phyllis McGinley "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins.
-- Heywood Brown Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
- Rudyard Kipling Accommodation No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
-- Channing Pollack "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Accommodation
To die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.
-- Anatole France Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon
them.
-- Anonymous A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
-- Mae West The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. "One of the great dangers in having a career is getting bored." (Itzhak Perlman) Accommodation In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes.
-- Elizabeth Ashley This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold
of a hammer.
-- Will Rogers The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson Accommodation
May you never leave your marriage alive. Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V I still live.
-- Daniel Webster, dying words "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland Accommodation Art and science have their meeting point in method.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous "Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn; my God, do you learn!" (Clive Staples Lewis) Accommodation
There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
-- Don Stanford Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
-- Albert Einstein The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. Accommodation I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
-- Mark Twain Count your age with friends but not with years.
-- Anonymous You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
-- Mark Twain Accommodation
A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman "When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward: for there you have been and there you will always be." (Henry Van Dyke) "Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) "Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine Accommodation The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is
that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
-- Anonymous "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
- Henry Ford Accommodation
