The Chandlery Bed and Breakfast - Pictures, prices, guest book, routes, eating places, tourist information, local area guide, contact details.
Martley Village - Includes business listings, church information, diary, village history, and societies and organisations.
The Path-or-Nones - Walking group which tackles footpath maintenance issues. Site includes descriptions and mini maps for ten walks in the local area.
Tangerinefish - Drinking Water Systems for domestic and commercial establishments. Site gives details of products and services offered.
Christopher Betts Environmental Biology - Offers a range of services, including surveys and audits, site management plans, ecological impact assessments, and ecosystem care and repair advice.
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-- George Orwell Martley
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You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
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-- Fred Allen We must become the change we want to see.
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benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.
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-- Bertrand Russell Martley Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is.
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To love another person is to help them love God.
-- Sřren Kierkegaard I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
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-- Bill Moyers Martley It's important to be open-minded, but not SO open-minded that your brains fall out.
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-- Anonymous Martley
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the wish to teach himself.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton The limits of my language means the limits of my world.
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A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
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future crimes.
-- Prince Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
-- Bob Perelman The gods too are fond of a joke.
- Aristotle Martley I am going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time Eternity." (Jerzy Kosinski, Polish novelist, from his suicide note) "The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man
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