I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
- John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
-- Clare Boothe Luce Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health,
knowledge and good judgement will always be in demand under all conditions.
-- Roger Babson No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin Football The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-- Paul Ehrlich I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
- John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Football
Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more
experiments you make the better. What if they are a little course, and you may get your coat
soiled or torn? "The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right." (Mark Twain) God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
the same time.
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair "If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he will soon find himself left alone. A man, sir, should keep his friendship in a constant repair." (Samuel Johnson) "You believe that flag burning shows disrespect towards those who have fought to preserve our freedoms. Punishing protestors shows an even more profound disrespect for the ideals that these people die Football "To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol "We already have the statistics for the future: the growth percentages of pollution, overpopulation, desertification. The future is already in place." (Günther Grass, Winner of the Nobel Prize for Li Football
"I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at
heart, you can't take part. And you've got to put your body upon the gears and upon the wheels,
upon the lev In the case of good books, the point is not to see how many of them you can get through, but how
many can get through to you.
-- Mortimer J. Adler Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating
influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the
commun Football Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
-- Thomas Szasz Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted.
-- Albert Einstein It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince Football
To achieve the impossible, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.
-- Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
-- George Bus Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 "If there is something to pardon in everything, there is also something to condemn." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Will to Power, 1888) Football The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
is the equal sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being
gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.
-- Molly Ivins "I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) Football
Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George Bernard Shaw Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain "A friendship that exacts oneness of opinion and conduct is not worth much." (Mohandas Gandhi, In Search of the Supreme) "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous Football It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
-- Mae West blah "The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
-- Oliver Herford Football
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department
store and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple Black We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from
ourselves.
-- Tom Robbins A clever man commits no minor blunders.
- Goethe I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
-- Calvin "Wise men learn more from fools, than fools from the wise." (Anonymous) Football Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde A man's reach should exeed his grasp, or else what's a heaven for?
-- Robert Browning Football
"I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Go away...I'm alright.
-- H. G. Wells, dying words "For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
- Charles de Gaulle "There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) Football There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
-- Flannery O'Connor The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-- Mother Teresa A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.
-- Albert Einstein Football
Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking, but you are getting sweeter.
-- N. D. Stice The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.
-- Ambrose Bierce Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson To realize that you do not understand is a virtue;
Not to realize that you do not understand is a defect.
--Lao-Tzu, "Tao Teh Ching" "Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) Football It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are
difficult.
-- Lucius Anneaus Seneca When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
-- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more
experiments you make the better. What if they are a little course, and you may get your coat
soiled or torn? Football
My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. What would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?
-- Robert Schuller Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
-- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
second, "For my best friend."
-- Anonymous "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) Football Silence is argument carried out by other means.
- ErnestoCheGuevara Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something
different.
-- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine .. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over
myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long
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We love because it's the only true adventure.
-- Nikki Giovanni The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in
accordance with the dictates of reason.
-- Oscar Wilde When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are
legislators.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry Football "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
-- Clarence Darrow Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes.
-- Norman Douglas Football
"Hold a true friend with both your hands." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb It is not good enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well.
-- Rene Descartes "If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a day; if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life." (Anonymous) Football By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being
brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.
-- Cynthia H "The overman ... Who has organized the chaos of his passions, given style to his character, and become creative. Aware of life's terrors, he affirms life without resentment." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietz Football
