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True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness.
-- Friedrich Nietzsch "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
-- Anon. "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) "In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat." (Robert Byrne) Transport Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone Transport
Go away...I'm alright.
-- H. G. Wells, dying words "I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-- Albert Einstein blah "There is a melancholy that stems from greatness." (Sébastien-Roch Nicolas Chamfort, 1740/41-1794) If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven Wright Transport Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens "Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) "Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame." (Erica Jong) Transport
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its
prime function of looking forward.
-- Margaret Fairless Barber "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility.
-- Dietrich Bonhoeffer Transport You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald
spot.
-- Elayne Boosler Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
impress the neighbors as being very much.
-- Zora Neale Hurston "Crime like death is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims." (Charles Dickens, 1812-70, Oliver Twist) Transport
You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely
necessary in order to keep the lines open for emergency personnel. We'll be right back after this
bre He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
-- Anonymous The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-- Jilly Cooper Transport The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this
is true.
-- James Branch Cabell, The Silver Stallion Watching the debate this afternoon it was apparent they loved term limits in the House -- as
Brutus loved Caesar.
-- Bill Moyers We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw Transport
"A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.
-- Kingsley Amis Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to
take away.
- Antoine de Saint Exupery The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they
can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and
stupid from Transport "Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great." (Fernando Flores) "Don't let your ego get too close to your position, so that if your position gets shot down, your ego doesn't go with it." (Colin Powell) If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
-- Samuel Butler Transport
I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
- Irvin S. Cobb Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker "Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend." (Albert Camus) A man has to live with himself, and he should see to it that he always has good company.
-- Charles Evans Hughes Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
-- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle Transport This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold
of a hammer.
-- Will Rogers "The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k Transport
The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the
false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.
-- Salvador Dali Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
- Richard Bach "It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question." (Eugene Ionesco) "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) Transport The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell Transport
"One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) It is not good enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well.
-- Rene Descartes Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
-- Vladimir Nabokov Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain The church is the great lost and found department.
-- Robert Short Transport Value your words. Each one may be the last.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell "Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) Transport
Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke Transport Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest till it has gained a hearing.
-- Sigmund Freud Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
- Ambrose Bierce Transport
Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the
imagination.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used.
-- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words Transport Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Marry in haste, repent in leisure.
-- Tilney Transport
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-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx If you are going through hell, keep going.
- Sir Winston Churchill I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant "Against stupidity the very gods themselves contend in vain." (Johann Christian Friedrich von Schiller, 1759-1805, The Maid of Orleans. Act iii. Sc. 6.) Transport Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. "Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
-- Fred Allen Transport
