Tardebigge First School - Includes photographs of the school, and pupils' work. Also various online fun and games pages.
Tardebigge Parish Church - Includes local and historical information, details of local groups and organisations, and a list of useful contacts.
Tylers Lock - This former engine house for the Worcester to Birmingham canal is now a wedding/special occasions venue. History, photographs and contact information.
Hereford and Worcester Shooting Ground - Corporate entertainment and club clay pigeon shooting. Lessons, refreshments, fly fishing, and other outdoor pursuits also available.
Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
-- Plutarch Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
-- Henry Kissinger I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.
-- Alexandre Dumas pere If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the
faculty of laughter.
-- Joseph Addison Tardebigge "Some look at things that are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were and ask why not?" (George Bernard Shaw) I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch.
-- Gilda Radner All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy Tardebigge
Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
-- Carl Zwanzig I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
-- Virginia Woolf We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
-- Aristotle "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
-- John Galsworthy Tardebigge In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
next meal would come from.
-- Peter F. Drucker "For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values." (Keith Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, 1931-) Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick Tardebigge
The community stagnates without the impulse of the individual. The impulse dies away without
the sympathy of the community.
-- William James Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
-- Chinese Proverb If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.
-- Beau Brummel He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton Tardebigge Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
-- Vladimir Nabokov There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry Tardebigge
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
-- Robert Frost Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-- Hector Louis Berlioz One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good
reputation.
-- Oscar Wilde It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker Tardebigge If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants.
-- Isaac Newton Parents often talk about the younger generations as if they didn't have anything to do with it. UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Tardebigge
This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on
the fl "My daughter has never forgiven me. for what, I don't know, because for years, she won't speak to me. She blackens my name in the press and makes me think abortion is an excellent idea." (Klaus Kinsk All human actions are equivalent... and... all are on principle doomed...
-- Jean-Paul Sartre, "Being and Nothingness" Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had
never met defeat he would never have known any great victory.
-- Orison Swett Marden Tardebigge "One pretty good definition of college is that it's a place where people are made to read difficult books." (Jonathan Franzen) This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes
time to get a dance right, to create something memorable.
-- Fred Astaire They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday Tardebigge
"The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be.
-- Grandma Moses A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.
-- Anonymous "Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) Tardebigge It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
-- Pierre Augustin de Beaumarchais If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks Tardebigge
"I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney Everything that can be invented has been invented.
- Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899 No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in
love with him first.
-- Cesare Pavese Tardebigge We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it.
-- Woodrow Wyatt "Love is always a stranger in the house of avarice." (Andreas Capellanus) "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e Tardebigge
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
-- Abraham Lincoln Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
-- Samuel Paterson "You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents came from. It is a belief that all men are created free and equal and that everyone deserves an even break." (Harry S. Tru A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost Tardebigge "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
machine gun.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud Tardebigge
Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
-- Seen on a t-shirt Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
-- Oliver Herford I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
machine gun.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Tardebigge A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
-- Chekhov Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Tardebigge
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen
closely, you can hear the sound of champagne corks popping.
-- Paul Jacob, Term Limits Executive Di Tardebigge We haven't the money, so we've got to think.
-- Lord Rutherford "From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the
neighborhood.
-- Maya Angelou Tardebigge
"If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever. Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool.
-- Voltaire The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
for life.
-- Andrew Brown Tardebigge Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
-- Samuel Butler Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
-- Bern Williams The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
- Mark Twain Tardebigge
