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-- Shakespeare, William One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
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-- Pope John Paul I "The purpose of Compulsory Education is to deprive the common people of their commonsense." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.
-- Mary Roberts Rhinehart Transport Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
-- John Galsworthy When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche "Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future." (Paul Boese) Transport
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran "Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock 'n roll." (Shigeru Miyamoto, game designer for Nintendo) "I put on an act sometimes, and people think I'm insensitive. Really, it's like a kind of armor because I'm too sensitive. If there are two hundred people in a room and one of them doesn't like me, I' We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life Transport Thought is action in rehearsal.
-- Sigmund Freud "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to
know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
- Clarence Darrow, Transport
Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
-- Oliver Herford Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Parents often talk about the younger generations as if they didn't have anything to do with it. The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
-- Albert Einstein I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde Transport ... it is certain that the real function of art is to increase our self-consciousness; to make us more
aware of what we are, and therefore of what the universe in which we live really is. And since
Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson "Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) Transport
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-- Benjamin Franklin Transport I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the
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-- Salvador Dali Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson Transport
"No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker
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-- Russell Baker "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your
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-- Robert Frost Transport "I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) "We have to be able to criticise what we love, to say what we have to say 'cause if your not trying to make something better, than as far as I can tell, you are just in the way." (Ani Difranco) He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
- Abraham Lincoln Transport
One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....
-- Robert Boynton "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." (Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
-- Anon. University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
- Henry Kissinger There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde Transport Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little "I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so Amer For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good
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-- Laundry instructions on a shirt Transport
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-- Henry David Thoreau, Walden (1854) Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
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-- Billy Sunday You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
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-- Thomas Arnold Bennet Transport
There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
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retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Transport Luck is the residue of design.
- Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.
-- Bernard Baruch All television is children's television.
-- Richard P. Adler Transport
Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
-- Aristotle "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin...
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-- Amelia Earhart "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) Transport Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
- Gail Godwin Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
-- Londo Molari A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
-- Paul Valery Transport
"For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
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When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
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-- Martin Luther King, Jr. "Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that.
-- Bill Parcels, New Engla Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
-- Steven Wright Transport blah bl "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Remember your dreams.
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-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Transport
