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tormenting the generations to come.
-- Montesquieu Grow old with me! The best is yet to be!
-- Robert Browning When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
-- Nigerian Proverb "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) To correct a natural indifference I was placed half-way between misery and the sun. Misery kept
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-- Jeremy S. Anderson Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.
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The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy Never eat more than you can lift.
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The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this
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-- James Branch Cabell, The Silver Stallion Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal The difference between a man who faces death for the sake of an idea and an imitator who goes
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-- H. L. Mencken Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword.
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The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
-- Lucille S. Harper It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
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Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the
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-- John Kenneth Galbraith I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
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ha "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and
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-- G. K. Chesterton When you've spent half your political life dealing with humdrum issues like the environment... it's
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-- Margaret Thatcher, on the Falklands Conflict Camping and Caravans Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
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-- Nick Mirov I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department
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The soul is healed by being with children.
-- Fyodor Dostoyevski I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
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-- G. K. Chesterton "If a man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.
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It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do
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-- Henry Ford There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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-- Groucho Marx Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
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The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One
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-- Benjamin Tillett Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of
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-- Sydney Smith Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
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-- Blaise Pascal, Thoughts, Chap. x. 1., Translated by O. W. Wight I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
- Francois-Auguste Rodin (1840-1917), when asked how he managed to make his remarkable
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-- Aaron Levenstein "You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question." (Albert Camus, The Fall) Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.
-- John Tudor "The masses are far more likely to believe a big lie than several small ones." (Adolf Hitler) Camping and Caravans Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
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-- Winston Churchill "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) Camping and Caravans
The absolute yearning of one human body for another particular body and its indifference to
substitutes is one of life's major mysteries.
-- Iris Murdoch Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is.
-- Diane Ackerman I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of education. They seem to me to be
built upon the supposition that every child is a kind of idiot who must be taught to think.
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I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch.
-- Gilda Radner Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
-- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) "It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard." (Dorothy Parker, 1893-1967, US writer) A clever man commits no minor blunders.
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-- Ernest Dimnet Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.
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