I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch.
-- Gilda Radner History repeats itself; that's one of the things that's wrong with history.
-- Clarence Darrow The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
-- Robertson Davies Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to-
resurrection" coverage. He later a Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had
never met defeat he would never have known any great victory.
-- Orison Swett Marden Education If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
-- Samuel Butler It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi Education
It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
cr Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a lover about
his taste, not condemn him, if we are just, for knowing so human a passion.
-- George Santayana "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman Education I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
-- David Bissonette "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) "In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat." (Robert Byrne) Education
The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
-- George Bernard Shaw When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Only the little people pay taxes.
-- Leona Helmsley, hotel owner and prison inmate, 1989 I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright Education The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
-- Niels Bohr It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
-- St. Francis of Assisi "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Education
All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
cr Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.
-- Bernard Baruch I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
-- William Butler Yeats, from "He wishes for the cloths of heaven" Education "Failure is not an option!" (Ed Harris, as Gene Kranz, Apollo 13) Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible.
-- Margaret Mead When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval
of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat.
-- Henry Miller Education
Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way
around the laws.
- Plato Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted.
-- Albert Einstein Success is just a matter of attitude.
-- Darcy E. Gibbons I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the
bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Nick Mirov Education A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who
marries a man to reform him.
-- Elbert Hubbard I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it.
-- Virginia Woolf I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
-- Will Rogers Education
It is the customary fate of new truths to begin as heresies and to end as superstitions.
-- Aldous Huxley There are many things worth living for, there are a few things worth dying for, but there is nothing
worth killing for.
-- Tom Robbins You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.
-- Albert Camus "Brevity is the soul of wit." (William Shakespeare) "You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Education A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no
religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear
of Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
-- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright Education
The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
-- Mark Twain "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) "If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
-- Dr. Benjamin Spock, American pediatrician, address to new parents Education A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
-- Helen Rowland Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
-- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
-- Abraham Lincoln Education
It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
-- Mae West If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of
something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than
cocaine.
"Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." (Alice Walker) "No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous." (Henry B. Adams) Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Education Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen People say "I want peace." If you remove I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are left with peace.
-- Satya Sai Baba God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if
he finds her.
-- Benjamin Tillett Education
He who limps is still walking.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the
advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults of the first.
-- Benjamin Franklin "Better is the enemy of good." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Count your age with friends but not with years.
-- Anonymous Education Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.
-- Herbert Westren Turnbull Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
-- Judith Viorst "Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) Education
"Truth lies not only in a dream, but in many dreams." (Pier Paolo Pasolini, Italian poet, novelist and filmmaker) To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its
prime function of looking forward.
-- Margaret Fairless Barber Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 Education "Better is the enemy of good." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy.
-- Abraham Lincoln Education
Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
-- Karl Marx, dying words to his housekeeper "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) blah "You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think." (Milton Berle) "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream." (Eleanor Roosevelt) The more faithfully you listen to the voices within you, the better you will hear what is sounding
outside.
-- Dag Hammarskjold Education All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery
increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control
futur Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
-- Quentin Crisp Education
