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in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown West Malvern "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool.
-- Voltaire "Genius without education is like silver in the mine." (Benjamin Franklin) West Malvern
The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another.
-- Frank J. Dobie, A Texan in England, 1945 After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
-- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare "The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." (Abbie Hoffman) Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson For I am a bear of very little brain and long words bother me.
-- Winnie the Pooh, character from author A. A. Milne West Malvern The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
-- Emerson, Ralph Waldo He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche 2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
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Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge Live truth instead of professing it.
-- Elbert Hubbard "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who
marries a man to reform him.
-- Elbert Hubbard Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the
mother.
-- Claudette Colbert West Malvern Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K. Dick We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
- Niels Bohr Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
-- Danny Kaye West Malvern
For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect.
-- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. I would have made a good Pope.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President "Think off-center." (George Carlin) When you're experimenting you have to try so many things before you choose what you want,
and you may go days getting nothing but exhaustion.
-- Fred Astaire I want to die in my sleep like my friend.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his
car.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker West Malvern When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being
brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.
-- Cynthia H "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) "There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) West Malvern
I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
-- Albert Einstein Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something
different.
-- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe West Malvern Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.
-- Herbert Westren Turnbull I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
-- Fran Lebowitz Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its
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-- Clarence Darrow West Malvern
Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be, (b) that is the one and only
way that the mediocre and vile can be transformed, and (c) doing that makes it that. We waste
time "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not
mean his maker, but himself.
-- Dean Inge "Of all mankind the great poet is the equable man." (Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, 1855) West Malvern "Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T West Malvern
Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) D If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it.
-- H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Treasure Book, on wisdom "Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear." (G. Gordon Liddy) War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if
he would reap any profit, is obliged to be false, rapacious, and cruel.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli West Malvern Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can
write better.
- A. J. Liebling Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
- Elbert Hubbard West Malvern
"The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization." (Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990) blah "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) "I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money." (George West Malvern The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest till it has gained a hearing.
-- Sigmund Freud "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words West Malvern
"College: two hundred people reading same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) "I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks." (Andy Warhol, The Andy Warhol Diaries, 1989) "When you resort to attacking the messenger and not the message, you have lost the debate." (Addison Whithecomb) We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we
can do... you don't grow as much. You gotta take those chances on making those big mistakes.
-- Cybi If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
-- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada West Malvern An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
-- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ "A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops." (Henry B. Adams) West Malvern
"Don't let your ego get too close to your position, so that if your position gets shot down, your ego doesn't go with it." (Colin Powell) He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) "I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) West Malvern "The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a
well remembered door.
-- Heywood Brown If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield West Malvern
In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.
-- Shelley Winters If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz West Malvern "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) The sun never sets on the British empire because Britain is in the east and the sun sets in the
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-- Unknown history student "Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain West Malvern
