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-- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.
-- Anatole France Luck is the residue of design.
- Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield The days just before marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book. Transport You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
-- Dean Acheson Effort is only effort when it begins to hurt.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset Transport
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. "I always thought a dog-lover was a dog who loved another dog." (James Thurber) We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa Study men, not historians.
-- Harry Truman Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. Transport Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning
there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have
people all Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
-- Clare Boothe Luce Transport
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar In the end, everything is a gag.
- Charlie Chaplin Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem
mild harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's
chara That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the
lessons that history has to teach.
-- Aldous Huxley Transport If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
-- G. K. Chesterton Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes Transport
"Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) "I don't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." (John Cage) The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy
together those moments of life that are utterly simple? They are the moments people looks back
on at Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken Launch out into the deep. One discovers by living in scorn of consequence.
-- Essie Summers Transport your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears. "If there is something to pardon in everything, there is also something to condemn." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Will to Power, 1888) "There are no uninteresting things, only uninteresting people." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Transport
All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
-- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a fight furing a hockey game Victory belongs to the most persevering.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been
all along.
-- Madeleine L'Engle Transport Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward Transport
Anything too stupid to be said, is sung.
-- Voltaire Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
- Abraham Lincoln "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) Transport Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w "It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world." (John Steinbeck Transport
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reported to our office that you expired on January 1, 1976.
-- excerpt from a letter, Illinois Depart "Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong." (Muhammad Ali) Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James Transport The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines
staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you
ask th "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) Transport
It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are
difficult.
-- Seneca "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with
the wish to teach himself.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer Transport Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
-- John Stuart Mill My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett "Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian." (Dennis Wholey) Transport
I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
-- Will Rogers A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age.
-- Meat Loaf, from the song "Wasted Youth" on the album Bat Out of Hell II Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. -- Oscar Wilde Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley
Temple could do it at the age of four.
-- Katharine Hepburn "The bite of conscience, like the bite of a dog into a stone, is a stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Transport He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
- Abraham Lincoln Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.
-- Dr. Karl Menninger The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
-- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan Transport
Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best
to become the best you are capable of becoming.
-- John R. Wooden, Practical Modern Basketball "The man who never made a mistake never made anything." (Derek Longdon, Tongariro Power Development, Turangi, New Zealand) Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.
-- John Tudor I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
-- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear
explosion "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) Transport It is best to learn as we go, not go as we have learned.
-- Leslie Jeanne Sahler Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
-- James Graham A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
-- Sidney Goff Transport
Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way.
-- Will Rogers Truth can be a dangerous thing. It is quite patient and relentless.
-- R. Scott Richards The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. "Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) Transport It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was
someone else.
-- Rogers The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of
them, it's considered to be your style.
-- Fred Astaire "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) Transport
