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Forestry Commission of Great Britain - Responsible for the protection and expansion of Britain's forests and woodlands. Site provides information on the Commission's activities, properties and development plans.

The Agriculture and Environment Biotechnology Commission - Strategic advisory body on biotechnology issues affecting agriculture and the environment. Information about the Commission and its work, with downloadable copies of reports.

Veterinary Medicines Directorate - Executive Agency responsible for issues concerning the use and manufacture of veterinary medicines in the UK. Site provides information and publications concerning the work of the VMD.

Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs - DEFRA. The UK Government department tasked with issues such as the environment, rural development, the countryside, wildlife, animal welfare and sustainable development. Formerly MAFF, the Ministry of Agriculture, Fisheries and Foods.

BSE - Official UK government site which covers a number of Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy (BSE) related subjects, providing information on the disease and efforts to eradicate it.

Information on Farming - UK Government farming site provides information on Common Agricultural Policy reform, agricultural employment, agrimoney, grants and financial assistance, milk quotas, plant health and horticulture.

Sheep Dipping - HSE Leaflet AS29 which helps farmers and others involved in dipping sheep to protect their health and the environment.

Food Standards Agency - Independent watchdog established to protect the public's health and consumer interests in relation to food safety. Provides information on a variety of food-related issues including health, safety, hygiene and nutrition.

Advisory Committee on Animal Feedingstuffs - Advises the Government on the safety and use of animal feeds and feeding practices. Includes information about the Committee, news and papers.

It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune. -- Woody Allen There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another to the world. -- Antonio Machado In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the next meal would come from. -- Peter F. Drucker A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. -- Carl Sandburg Agriculture "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come. -- Matt Groening, Love is Hell There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. 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Chesterton When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him. -- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 Agriculture "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting. -- Karl Wallenda blah "There is a melancholy that stems from greatness." (Sébastien-Roch Nicolas Chamfort, 1740/41-1794) Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe- inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect i Agriculture Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats. -- Howard Aiken We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we can do... you don't grow as much. You gotta take those chances on making those big mistakes. -- Cybi "Friends are those people who know the words to the song in your heart and sing them back to you when you have forgotten the words." (Anonymous) Agriculture "Someday there will be girls and women whose name will no longer mean the mere opposite of the male, but something in itself, something that makes one think not of any compliment and limit, but only o Give the people not hell, but hope and courage. -- John Murray Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person? -- François de La Rouch The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people. - Lucille S. Harper blah blah blah blah blah "This is the way the world ends: not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot) _end] [text_start] "Hello Kitty is an icon that doesn't stand for a Agriculture Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man. -- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer, when told his son was getting married Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. -- Judith Viorst Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words. -- Fr. Jerome Cummings Agriculture "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) That's the nature of research--you don't know what in hell you're doing. -- 'Doc' Edgerton Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire. -- William Yeats Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and blows up the bonfire. -- François de La Rouchefoucauld Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through Agriculture I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. -- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward "The man who never made a mistake never made anything." (Derek Longdon, Tongariro Power Development, Turangi, New Zealand) "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) Agriculture Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future generations "The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and less and less important, that the romantic spirit has dried up, that there is n Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country. -- Typewriting exercise "Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well, you can do a bigger thing well, too." (David Malcolm Storey) Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt. -- Abraham Lincoln Agriculture There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics. -- Benjamin Disraeli Man is a natural polygamist. He always has one woman leading him by the nose and another hanging on to his coattails. -- H. L. Mencken In the end, everything is a gag. - Charlie Chaplin Agriculture The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. -- John Kenneth Galbraith I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was doing spying. -- Francis Gary Power, U-2 reconnaissance pilot held by the Soviets for spying, in an i A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow. -- Charles Brower We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to comfort us along Agriculture Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass. -- French Proverb Everything that can be invented has been invented. - Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899 The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge Agriculture "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . . grand And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be. -- Grandma Moses A person starts to live when he can live outside himself. -- Albert Einstein Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the commun Agriculture "Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat. -- Rebecca West, Agriculture
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