British Transport Police - National police service for the railways. Provides information on regional contacts and policy on policing sporting events.
Police Services of the UK - Links to all constabularies as well as non-geographic forces of the United Kingdom.
UK Atomic Energy Authority Constabulary - News, information and careers opportunities with the "atomic police", who protect nuclear material on behalf of the Government.
National Crime Squad - Non-geographic police unit responsible for undertaking pro-active operations against serious and organised crime.
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
-- Thomas Edison Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) "As is our confidence, so is our capacity." (William Hazlitt) Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht Constabularies Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
-- Igor Stravinsky "There are no uninteresting things, only uninteresting people." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) "Dreams are the touchstones of our personality." (Henry David Thoreau) Constabularies
Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit Constabularies "Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to
take away.
- Antoine de Saint Exupery "I'm basically an optimist in life but this doesn't prevent me from deducing as a scientist that we are probably doomed." (Vladimir Chaloupka, physicist, University of Washington, regarding mankind's Constabularies
"The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) It's important to be open-minded, but not SO open-minded that your brains fall out.
-- Rick Radebaugh This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
-- Anonymous Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
-- Lewis Grizzard Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only
hope to find in their butlers.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Constabularies The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
-- Lucille S. Harper "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co "I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." (Blaise Pascal) Constabularies
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act but a habit." (Aristotle) "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea.
-- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone "Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) "What is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly -- that is the first law of nature." (Francois Marie Ar Constabularies Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
-- Mark Twain The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
-- George Santayana Constabularies
"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." (John Benfield) Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
-- Pancho Villa, dying words "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller Constabularies "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) It is best to learn as we go, not go as we have learned.
-- Leslie Jeanne Sahler A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
- Frank Lloyd Wright Constabularies
All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
-- Helen Roland We see the brightness of a new page where everything yet can happen.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke, Book of Hours "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) Constabularies Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
cross-dressed as science.
-- Linda Bowles, political columnist Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge Constabularies
As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot possibly admire them.
-- Oscar Wilde The better part of valor is discretion.
-- William Shakespeare 1564-1616 from King Henry the Fourth, Part I "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream." (Eleanor Roosevelt) Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Constabularies "Man is a strange animal. He generally cannot read the handwriting on the wall until his back is up against it." (Adlai Stevenson) "I have no special gift; I am only passionately curious." (Albert Einstein) "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) Constabularies
"He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches." (George Bernard Shaw) A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
-- John Stuart Mill Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper.
-- Unknown history student Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
-- Virginia Woolf Constabularies "All our best men are laughed at in this nightmare land." (Jack Keroac) Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge Constabularies
Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
-- Sidney Goff Constabularies "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou "... What good are dreams if they come true?" (Frederick Exley, A Fan's Notes) "What dies if freedom lives? What lives if freedom dies?" (Lindsay Anderson, British filmmaker, from if.... (1968) Constabularies
"As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
have her own way.
-- Anonymous This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. "Education must have an end in view, for it is not an end in itself." (Sybil Marshall) "The only way to have friends is to be one." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Constabularies The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins.
-- Heywood Brown Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the
faculty of laughter.
-- Joseph Addison Constabularies
Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
-- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth Skepticism is the chastity of the intellect, and it is shameful to surrender it too soon or to the first
comer: there is nobility in preserving it coolly and proudly through long youth, until at last The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker
room is the temple where they worship arrested development.
-- Russell Baker NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows
how to make us disobedient.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Constabularies A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana Parents often talk about the younger generations as if they didn't have anything to do with it. All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle Constabularies
