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-- William Blake Trust, but verify.
-- Ronald Reagan "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) I hate work. That's why I got married.
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The coziness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church.
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"The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) "For others do I wait ... for higher ones, stronger ones, more triumphant ones, merrier ones, for such as are built squarely in body and soul: laughing lions must come." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson. Local Councils "An able man shows his spirit by gentle words and resolute actions; he is neither hot nor timid." (Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield, 4th earl of) If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
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We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
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-- Aristotle Local Councils This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love; the more they give, the more
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-- William Jennings Bryant Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
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-- Oscar Wilde "The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) Local Councils
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