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MI5 The Security Service - Provides information on the current major threats to UK security and expert security advice designed to help businesses and organisations protect against them.
GCHQ - Official site of the UK Government Communications Headquarters which is the centre for Her Majesty's Government's Signal Intelligence (SIGINT) activities. Includes details of current job vacancies and an online quiz for potential applicants.
National Criminal Intelligence Service - The National Criminal Intelligence Service (NCIS) is at the forefront of the fight against serious and organised crime in the UK and throughout the world.
National Intelligence Machinery - Report details the roles, structure and funding of intelligence services. It also contains details of the Cabinet Office contribution to the co-ordination of intelligence efforts.
Office of Surveillance Commissioners - Provides information about the roles and responsibilities of those who authorise and conduct covert surveillance operations and covert human intelligence sources.
Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. -- John Kenneth Galbraith Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. -- George Bernard Shaw Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact. - George Eliot Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in those tiny toil "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Intelligence Services Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation. --Anon. If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them. -- Robert Graves I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm. -- Calvin Coolidge Intelligence Services People only see what they are prepared to see. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul. -- George Bernard Shaw You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there. -- Yogi Berra Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, "Even a blind chicken finds a few grains of corn now and then." -- Lyle Lovett, musician, upon marying actress Julia Roberts, Intelligence Services ... it is certain that the real function of art is to increase our self-consciousness; to make us more aware of what we are, and therefore of what the universe in which we live really is. And since There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written. -- Oscar Wilde "Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) Intelligence Services In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to Liberty. -- Thomas Jefferson Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining. -- Jeff Raskin If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers? -- Calvin Trillin I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television. -- Gore Vidal Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality. -- Ralph Marston Intelligence Services "If a man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, Every child is born a genius. -- R. Buckminster Fuller Be willing to make decisions. That's the most important quality in a good leader. Don't fall victim to what I call the 'ready-aim-aim-aim-aim syndrome.' You must be willing to fire. -- Gen. George Intelligence Services If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? -- Abraham Lincoln "In every gathering of thirteen, expect one guest will turn out to be a Judas." (Aleister Crowley) And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be. -- Grandma Moses They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning. -- Billie Holliday I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away. -- Nancy Mitford Intelligence Services Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading. -- G. M. Trevelyan Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. -- Stephen Leacock The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Intelligence Services "The monster a child knows best and is most concerned with [is] the monster he feels or fears himself to be. " (Bruno Bettelheim, child psychologist) If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community. -- Oscar W Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning. -- Benjamin Disraeli "The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Intelligence Services Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good taste in men! -- Wedding Toast Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. -- Groucho Marx My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed. -- Christopher Morley Intelligence Services An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine life as an act of love that succeeds, for love is measured by fullness, not by reception. -- Harold Loukes The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. -- Albert Einstein Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame. - Benjamin Franklin Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate. -- Mark B. Cohen Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for your face. -- Anita Wise Intelligence Services cannot imagine any condition which would cause this ship to founder. Modern shipbuilding has gone beyond that. -- E. I. Smith, Captain of the Titanic Politics have no relation to morals. -- Niccolo Machiavelli The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. -- George Bernard Shaw Intelligence Services There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics a "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop. -- Anonymous What is politics, after all, but the compulsion to preside over property and make other peoples' decisions for them? -- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post. -- George Bernard Shaw Intelligence Services "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) "Education must have an end in view, for it is not an end in itself." (Sybil Marshall) Intelligence Services Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it. -- Anonymous They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go. -- Anonymous I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right. - Frederick (II) the Great The average person thinks he isn't. - Father Larry Lorenzoni Intelligence Services Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently. -- Chinese Proverb I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead. -- Mark Twain When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Sacha Guitry Intelligence Services I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education. -- Wilson Mizner Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. Thomas Jefferson--still surv... -- John Adams, dying words There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi "Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear." (Ambrose Redmoon) Intelligence Services If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think. -- Niels Bohr "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) Intelligence Services Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it. -- Max Frisch Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions. -- Oliver Wendell Holmes I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. - Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943 Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children. -- Miriam Robbins I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves. - Ludwig Wittgenstein Intelligence Services The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time. - George Bernard Shaw Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. -- George Jean Nathan Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up. -- Robert Frost Intelligence Services That government is best which governs least. -- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849 The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid. -- Richard Braunstein Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. -- Virginia Woolf Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea. -- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you enough chance to love you enough. -- Dinah Shore Intelligence Services The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the bad ones. -- W. Somerset Maugham My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it. -- Abraham Lincoln A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age. -- Meat Loaf, from the song "Wasted Youth" on the album Bat Out of Hell II Intelligence Services
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