General Chiropractic Council - Statutory body for chiropractors in the UK. Keeps a register, sets standards and deals with complaints.
The Islington Chiropractic Clinic - List of conditions treated and explanation of chiropractic treatment. Clinic also offers acupuncture and deep tissue/sports massage therapy.
Thirsk and Stockton Chiropractic Clinics - Information about chiropractic treatment in general and detailed work histories of the three therapists available at the two clinics.
Scotia Chiropractic Clinic - [St Boswells, Scottish Borders] Simple introduction to the therapy and basic details of the establishment.
G Elderfield - [Bournemouth] Chiropractic clinic details and practitioner profile. Introduction to what occurs during treatment.
Clifton Chiropractic Clinic - [Bristol] Introduction to the practitioners, ailments treated and list of fees.
Wokingham Chiropractic Centre - [Wokingham, Berkshire] Information about the practitioners and care offered for back pain and other ailments.
Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J "Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences." (Isadora Duncan) "A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics." (Plutarch) Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on
tormenting the generations to come.
-- Montesquieu Chiropractic The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) Chiropractic
It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are
difficult.
-- Lucius Anneaus Seneca The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
- Jean-Paul Sartre "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) "There cannot be a God because, if there were one, I would not believe that I was not He." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Chiropractic Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
-- Marx Groucho, the film "Animal Crackers" "The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
-- Noel Coward Chiropractic
Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health,
knowledge and good judgement will always be in demand under all conditions.
-- Roger Babson To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother--I want to marry one who makes dough like her father. Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
-- George Burns Life is a series of experiences, each one of which makes us bigger, even though it is hard to
realize this. For the world was built to develop character, and we must learn that the setbacks and
grie Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
-- John Heywood Chiropractic Genius has somewhat of the infantine; But of the childish not a touch or taint.
-- Robert Browning Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
-- Anonymous We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
-- Aristotle Chiropractic
When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
-- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the
opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
-- Oscar W Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin "... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) Chiropractic "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Asking politicians to vote themselves out of power is like asking rabbits not to multiply, it ain't
natural.
-- Bob Beckel, on term limits, CBS This Morning, 3/30/95 The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon.
-- Jerry Olson Chiropractic
Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
-- Josh Billings If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
-- Dale Carnegie "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
-- Joseph Addison The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
is the equal sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill Chiropractic Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
-- Robert Frost The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
-- Lucille S. Harper Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.
-- Kenneth H. Blanchard Chiropractic
"Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
-- Oscar Levant, to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiancee "Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) "Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) Chiropractic Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
-- Mark Twain Chiropractic
Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. -- Oscar Wilde Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes
your wife.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them.
-- Adlai Stevenson The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
-- Emerson, Ralph Waldo Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil
underneath.
-- Jacob Braude Chiropractic In the late 1600s the finest instruments originated from three rural families whose workshops
were side by side in the Italian village of Cremona. First were the Amatis, and outside their shop
hung Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure "I put on an act sometimes, and people think I'm insensitive. Really, it's like a kind of armor because I'm too sensitive. If there are two hundred people in a room and one of them doesn't like me, I' Chiropractic
The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
- Henry Louis Mencken "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it.
-- Woodrow Wyatt When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Chiropractic There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
-- Will Rogers "Of all mankind the great poet is the equable man." (Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, 1855) If you cannot be the master of your language, you must be its slave. If you cannot examine your
thoughts, you have no choice but to think them, however silly they may be.
-- Richard Mitchell, from Chiropractic
I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never
be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.
-- Abraham Lincoln, in a letter to Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by
committee meetings.
-- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived
in this century. I didn't live in this century.
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic Chiropractic The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person
perfectly.
-- Anonymous "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) Chiropractic
To teach is to learn twice.
-- Joseph Joubert I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.
-- Wayne Gretzky Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
-- Aaron Levenstein Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. "No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." (Calvin Coolidge) Chiropractic In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
-- Gamaliel Bradford The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline
luggage.
-- Mark Russell There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther Chiropractic
"To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
- Karl Wallenda "Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) "To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) We can say 'Peace on Earth,' we can sing about it, preach about it or pray about it, but if we have
not internalized the mythology to make it happen inside us, then it will not be.
-- Betty Shabazz Chiropractic Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
-- Helen Roland Chiropractic
