Ocean Floatrooms - Floatroom manufacturers. Feature product information and contact details.
Floatation Tank Association FTA - Information about floatation, with FAQs, members' code of conduct and links to centres in the UK and Eire.
Moorfield Floatation - [Hebden Bridge] Information about the services offered at this centre, with prices and contact details.
Floataria - [Newcastle upon Tyne] Offers information about the history and benefits of floatation, together with prices, buy/hire section and contact details.
Floataway Flotation Tanks - Tank manufacturer provides information about the therapy, with prices, product details, photographs and contacts.
The London Float Centre - [London SW4] Features testimonials, location details, prices, opening hours and FAQs.
Floatworks of London - [London SE1] Details of floatation and other available therapies, with testimonials, prices and location information.
Therafloat - [Northampton] Hair, beauty and therapy centre with a floatation tank. Details and photos of the various services.
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-- Bob Edwards Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The
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