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Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through
self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.
-- Helen Keller "People drag their progeny around with them like a ball and chain, like some terrible deadweight that hinders their every move - and that, as often as not, effectively winds up killing them." (Michel "The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
-- Josh Billings "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) Kinesiology Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of
opportunity.
-- George Bernard Shaw A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants.
-- Arthur Schoperhauer Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain Kinesiology
The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with
the wish to teach himself.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Such is life.
-- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children.
-- Miriam Robbins If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment.
-- Voltaire Kinesiology When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is
when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.
-- Marcel Achard No, that is the great fallacy; the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful." (Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms) Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones.
-- Phillip Brooks Kinesiology
It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
-- Henry James If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment.
-- Voltaire "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
be perfectly deaf.
-- Oscar Wilde If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
-- Voltaire Kinesiology That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the
lessons that history has to teach.
-- Aldous Huxley If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner He who laughs, lasts.
-- Mary Pettibone Poole Kinesiology
A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright "When you resort to attacking the messenger and not the message, you have lost the debate." (Addison Whithecomb) It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain Tear open packet, unfold and use.
-- Directions on moist towelette package Kinesiology "Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts." (Serge Gainsbourg) At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard
the past.
-- Maurice Maeterlink The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Ambrose Bierce Kinesiology
Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
-- Marx Groucho, the film "Animal Crackers" "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." (Emma Lazarus) ...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) then the world 's mine oyster
-- William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor Kinesiology Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-- Stephen Covey Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) Kinesiology
You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
-- Richard Bach "Nothing touches a work of art so little as words of criticism: they always result in more or less fortunate misunderstandings." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet) Hell is paved with good samaritans.
-- William M. Holden Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps
the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.
-- Helen Hayes Kinesiology If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of trouble.
-- Elbert Hubbard It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
-- Peter De Vries "Ninety percent of my salary I spent on booze and women ... and the other ten percent I wasted." (Tug McGraw, Major League Baseball pitcher) Kinesiology
"The depth and strength of a human character are defined by its moral reserves. People reveal themselves completely only when they are thrown out of the customary conditions of their life, for only th Facts are the enemy of truth.
- Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha It is the customary fate of new truths to begin as heresies and to end as superstitions.
-- Aldous Huxley I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley Kinesiology Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
Rabbi Julius Gordon The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, "Is there a meaning to music?" My
answer would be, "Yes." And "Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?" My answer
to that would be "Does wisdom perhaps appear on the earth as a raven which is inspired by the smell of carrion?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Kinesiology
If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely
unnatural condition.
-- Robert Briffault Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
-- John F. Kennedy The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac She felt in italics and thought in capitals.
-- Henry James Kinesiology Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive.
-- Ayn Rand "The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) Kinesiology
"Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k "Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame." (Erica Jong) Asking politicians to vote themselves out of power is like asking rabbits not to multiply, it ain't
natural.
-- Bob Beckel, on term limits, CBS This Morning, 3/30/95 A clever man commits no minor blunders.
- Goethe He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
-- Bertolt Brecht Kinesiology Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker
room is the temple where they worship arrested development.
-- Russell Baker Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
-- Oscar Wilde No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in
love with him first.
-- Cesare Pavese Kinesiology
Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.
-- James Baldwin There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
-- Nigerian Proverb The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
-- Robert Benchley "If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a day; if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life." (Anonymous) Kinesiology "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
-- Gloria Steinem Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-- Stephen Covey Kinesiology
He didn't say that. He was reading what was given to him in a speech.
-- Richard Darman, director of OMB, explaining why President Bush wasn't following up on his
campaign pledge that there would be If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz "The reward of a thing well done is having done it." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
-- Virginia Woolf We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your
way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition -- plowing straight ahead, come what
may Kinesiology May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Kinesiology
