The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing.
Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands.
-- Oscar Wilde "I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough." (M. C. Escher) "The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
-- Mae West I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
-- Albert Einstein Endocrine Disorders The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain
terrible.
-- Jean Kerr "I have an unfortunate personality." (George Orson Welles) Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar Endocrine Disorders
It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J "We have to be able to criticise what we love, to say what we have to say 'cause if your not trying to make something better, than as far as I can tell, you are just in the way." (Ani Difranco) For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Courage: doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.
-- Eddie Rickenbacker Endocrine Disorders There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called
marriage.
-- James Holt McGavran The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
-- Helen Roland Endocrine Disorders
Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost "A friendship that exacts oneness of opinion and conduct is not worth much." (Mohandas Gandhi, In Search of the Supreme) "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) Endocrine Disorders Never judge a book by its movie.
-- J. W. Eagan "The rules for parents are but three... Love, Limit, and Let them be." (Elaine M. Ward) The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
-- Josh Billings Endocrine Disorders
He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.
-- John Stuart Mill "The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't
have done.
-- Malcolm Forbes Endocrine Disorders The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline
luggage.
-- Mark Russell Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
-- Bern Williams I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
-- George Bus Endocrine Disorders
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow Celestial navigation is based on the premise that the Earth is the center of the universe. The
premise is wrong, but the navigation works. An incorrect model can be a useful tool.
-- Kelvin Throop I All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
-- Shane Leslie Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all.
-- G. K. Chesterton Endocrine Disorders "We have to be able to criticise what we love, to say what we have to say 'cause if your not trying to make something better, than as far as I can tell, you are just in the way." (Ani Difranco) Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
-- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987 As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein Endocrine Disorders
Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." (Groucho Marx) The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb "Friends are those people who know the words to the song in your heart and sing them back to you when you have forgotten the words." (Anonymous) Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer Endocrine Disorders We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
-- Albert Einstein Endocrine Disorders
Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.
-- Polish proverb There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be
said by words. The converse, however, is false. Much that can be and is said by words cannot
successfully A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There
are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's
reall Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
-- George Saunders - last words The average person thinks he isn't.
- Father Larry Lorenzoni Endocrine Disorders The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent
crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry
inspe Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five
isn't bad.
-- Help Wanted Ad, PA newspaper, 1994 Endocrine Disorders
If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor The only reward of virtue is virtue.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti Endocrine Disorders Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
-- Aldous Huxley Endocrine Disorders
Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary
to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.'
-- Bierce, A "The overman ... Who has organized the chaos of his passions, given style to his character, and become creative. Aware of life's terrors, he affirms life without resentment." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietz Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.
-- King Vidor, in the 1928 film, The Crawl CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the
disg Endocrine Disorders It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
-- Gore Vidal "In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) What is the answer? In that case, what is the question?
-- Gertrude Stein, dying words Endocrine Disorders
Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a
dozen.
-- John Steinbeck I want to die in my sleep like my friend.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his
car.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted.
-- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic
wastes to Third Wo The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
-- Mark Twain Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of
humor is just common sense, dancing.
-- Clive James Endocrine Disorders "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother--I want to marry one who makes dough like her father. Endocrine Disorders
Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it,
there will be a fish.
-- Ovid These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder.
-- Jeff Greenfield, news analyst, describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial, 1995 "We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." (Bill Mahe Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
--Anon. I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll Endocrine Disorders The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent
crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry
inspe Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
-- Plutarch Endocrine Disorders
