And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
-- Abraham Lincoln When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
down people's throats.
-- Howard Aiken Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.
-- Polish proverb Candida Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on
tormenting the generations to come.
-- Montesquieu Honor lies in honest toil.
-- Grover Cleveland If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man
will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
-- Henry Ford Candida
The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever.
-- Virginia Woolf Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
-- Thomas Szasz The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences.
-- Author Unknown Life is a series of experiences, each one of which makes us bigger, even though it is hard to
realize this. For the world was built to develop character, and we must learn that the setbacks and
grie Candida Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard "One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Candida
I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being
gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.
-- Molly Ivins Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
-- John Galsworthy "Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear." (Ambrose Redmoon) Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
-- H. L. Mencken Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau Candida With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the
calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
-- Mark Twain By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST Candida
"Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) Honor lies in honest toil.
-- Grover Cleveland Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
enough chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore "The meeting of two personalites is like the contact of two chemical substances. If there is any reaction, both are transformed." (Carl Gustav Jung) "It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard." (Dorothy Parker, 1893-1967, US writer) Candida Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
-- Anaïs Nin "Genius without education is like silver in the mine." (Benjamin Franklin) Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.
-- Lyn Karol Candida
The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson. Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to
do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
-- Anonymous "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
- Gail Godwin Candida It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are
romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they
couldn't cha Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- George Burns Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
-- Edward H. Land Candida
When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of
the world.
- George Washington Carver Better watch out that you won't become a television set in your next life.
--Loesje A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
-- Kin Hubbard Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George Bernard Shaw "I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") Candida Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
-- Aldous Huxley There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics a Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V Candida
Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
-- John F. Kennedy No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
-- Channing Pollack "Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best." (William Blake) The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool.
-- Voltaire As always, victory finds a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan.
-- Count Galeazzo Ciano, The Ciano Diaries Candida If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?
-- Albert Einstein Genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration.
-- Thomas Edison He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
- Abraham Lincoln Candida
The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
-- Niels Bohr You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
-- Beverly Sills If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get.
-- John Watson, University of Canterbury Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-
inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least
expect i "Mothers spend a lifetime excising from their sons the influence of their fathers." (Arthur Lotti) Candida University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
-- Henry Kissinger Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm Candida
"Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement
speaker. "Think of yourself as the body at an Irish wake" he said. "They need you in order to have
th "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) Art and science have their meeting point in method.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Candida Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
-- Oscar Wilde Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.
-- Kenneth H. Blanchard Candida
Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as
saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball.
-- Deborah Tan Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
-- William Congreve "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
-- Lucille S. Harper Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
-- Samuel Johnson Candida Anything too stupid to be said, is sung.
-- Voltaire Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
machine gun.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e Candida
"I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so Amer Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did.
-- Henry James Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and
retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Candida Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the
neighborhood.
-- Maya Angelou I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx Candida
