I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy.
-- J. Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West "We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." (Jeff Marder) The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson. The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Congenital Anomalies A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
-- Anon. "You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to
take away.
- Antoine de Saint Exupery Congenital Anomalies
Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
-- Jean Ke The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps
the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.
-- Helen Hayes "Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-- H. L. Mencken Congenital Anomalies He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are
legislators.
-- P. J. O'Rourke I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am.
-- Samuel Johnson Congenital Anomalies
History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
simply one of those things which happen from time to time.
-- Edward P. Tryon "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.
-- John Stuart Mill The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Congenital Anomalies With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
-- Abraham Lincoln The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
- Mark Twain Congenital Anomalies
"Those that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." (Benjamin Franklin) The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
- Aristotle Onassis When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval
of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat.
-- Henry Miller When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up
something appropriate and do it.
-- E. W. Howe Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for
him.
-- Rich Little Congenital Anomalies "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
- Thomas Jefferson Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken Congenital Anomalies
I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way
of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope...and that enables you to laugh at all Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
-- Simeon Strunsky The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal consistency of the women who
love me.
-- George Bernard Shaw I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat
people.
-- Ed Bluestone Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx Congenital Anomalies "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war.
-- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War By the time (the Leaning Tower of Pisa) was 10% built, everyone knew it would be a total
disaster. But the investment was so big they felt compelled to go on. Since its completion, it cost
a fortune Congenital Anomalies
The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
-- Nancy Mitford It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
-- Anonymous There's nothing wrong with having nothing to say -- unless you insist on saying it.
-- Anonymous "Life is measured by the rapidity of change, the succession of influences that modify the being." (George Eliot) Congenital Anomalies "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw Congenital Anomalies
Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
-- Norman R. Augustine Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
-- Anonymous You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your
temper or self-confidence.
-- Robert Frost "In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences.
-- Author Unknown Congenital Anomalies Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
-- Erica Jong You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
do.
-- Olin Miller I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain
and bought jewelry.
-- Rita Rudner Congenital Anomalies
All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery
increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control
futur You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman "Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted
by a little physical antipathy.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another.
-- H. L. Mencken Congenital Anomalies "I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs
long enough."
-- Arizona senatorial candidate Claire Sargent, on women candidates We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
-- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a fight furing a hockey game A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
-- Edgar Watson Howe Congenital Anomalies
"Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) "To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin Congenital Anomalies Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
-- John F. Kennedy Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
-- Jim Beggs You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams Congenital Anomalies
Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn
themselves to a life of vinegar.
-- Countess of Blessington We do not remember days; we remember moments.
-- Anonymous Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay.
-- Bill Stern Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
-- Samuel Butler Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol Congenital Anomalies I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy.
-- J. Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.
-- Francis Bacon "Avoid providing material for the drama that is always stretched tight between parents and children; it uses up much of the children's strength and wastes the love of the elders, which acts and warms Congenital Anomalies
Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like
what you are getting.
-- Anonymous Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde "The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right." (Mark Twain) "I'm the artist formally known as Beck. I have a genius wig. When I put that wig on, then the true genius emerges. I don't have enough hair to be a genius. I think you have to have hair going everywhe Congenital Anomalies I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't
certain we knew better.
-- George Bird Evans Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
-- Mark Twain Laywers, I suppose, were children once.
-- Charles Lamb Congenital Anomalies
