Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright "Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
-- Abraham Lincoln Trauma and Injury If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
-- Alphonse Karr As for courage and will - we cannot measure how much of each lies within us, we can only trust
there will be sufficient to carry through trials which may lie ahead.
-- Andre Norton I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the
marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
-- Bette Davis Trauma and Injury
We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we
were sure, stifling it would be an evil still.
-- John Stuart Mill Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
-- Oscar Levant, to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiancee "As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
-- Colin Greene Trauma and Injury I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
- Irvin S. Cobb "Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) The love we give away is the only love we keep.
-- Elbert Hubbard Trauma and Injury
"Everyone is a bore to someone. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself." (Gerald Brenan) Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings "Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience." (George Bernard Shaw) Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle Trauma and Injury "The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize." (Robert Hughes) "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo Trauma and Injury
"Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey There's nothing wrong with having nothing to say -- unless you insist on saying it.
-- Anonymous Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an
automobile.
-- Billy Sunday Trauma and Injury A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
- Paul Erdos "The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle Trauma and Injury
"The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
-- George Bernard Shaw If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
-- Dale Carnegie Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. Trauma and Injury Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was
doing spying.
-- Francis Gary Power, U-2 reconnaissance pilot held by the Soviets for spying, in an i "I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." (Blaise Pascal) Trauma and Injury
"A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
-- ee cummings "In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously u Trauma and Injury Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art
imitates life.
-- Oscar Wilde Trauma and Injury
"A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities,
talents, direction, missions, callings.
-- Abraham Maslow Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock "Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours." (Dale History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Trauma and Injury Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S. Truman "The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none." (Thomas Carlyle, 1795-1881) Trauma and Injury
"Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) What does not kill me makes me stronger.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if
I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now
comple The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the
chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.
- unknown Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. Trauma and Injury I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude. we are for the most part
more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers.
-- Thoreau If God does not exist, then everything is permitted.
-- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx Trauma and Injury
"The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and less and less important, that the romantic spirit has dried up, that there is n Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
-- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.
-- Pope John Paul I "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit Trauma and Injury Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor Trauma and Injury
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea.
-- Tom K. Ryan "We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
-- Quentin Crisp History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill Trauma and Injury Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it.
-- Tom Robbins "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a
well remembered door.
-- Heywood Brown Trauma and Injury
The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
- Aristotle Onassis "Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another, 'What?! You too! Thought I was the only one.'" (Clive Staples Lewis) "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) Who, being loved, is poor?
-- Oscar Wilde It was a day like this Marco Polo left for China. What are your plans for today?
--Loesje Trauma and Injury However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea.
-- Tom K. Ryan "People drag their progeny around with them like a ball and chain, like some terrible deadweight that hinders their every move - and that, as often as not, effectively winds up killing them." (Michel The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine Trauma and Injury
