The British Kidney Patient Association (BKPA) - Offers support, advice, respite care, and financial help to kidney patients on dialysis. Also campaigns and lobbies on behalf of this group of patients.
National Kidney Federation - A UK charity run by kidney patients providing information on kidney/renal disease and its treatment.
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-- Anonymous [You reporters] should have printed what he meant, not what he said.
-- Earl Bush, press aide to Richard Daley Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
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Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
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The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.The superior teacher demonstrates. The
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-- Grover Cleveland Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference.
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I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
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ha Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.
Sir Arthur Eddington (1882 - 1944) A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
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