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Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-- Mae West "The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right." (Mark Twain) I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
-- Nancy Mitford "This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." (Arthur C. Clarke) Allied Health "Commit yourself to quality from day one ... it's better to do nothing at all than to do something badly." (Mark McCormack) Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
taste in men!
-- Wedding Toast Everything that can be invented has been invented.
- Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899 Allied Health
"Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes." (Oscar Wilde) "Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crow "For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason Allied Health I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the
calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
-- Mark Twain The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
- George Bernard Shaw "I never learned from a man who agreed with me." (Robert A. Heinlein) Allied Health
Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
- Ambrose Bierce Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
-- Dr. Benjamin Spock, American pediatrician, address to new parents I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never
be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.
-- Abraham Lincoln, in a letter to Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the
bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Nick Mirov Allied Health "I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but
as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
-- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland Allied Health
A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. Every day sends to their
graves obscure men whom timidity prevented from making a first effort.
-- Sydney Smith Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
-- Rory Bremner Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. Wit is educated insolence.
- Aristotle Allied Health Food, one assumes, provides nourishment; but Americans eat it fully aware that small amounts of
poison have been added to improve its appearance and delay its putrefaction.
-- John Cage Life is not an easy matter.... You cannot live through it without falling into frustration and cynicism
unless you have before you a great idea which raises you above personal misery, above
weakness Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright Allied Health
No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth "I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
- Gail Godwin Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. Allied Health "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) "In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) blah "Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." (Vincent van Gogh) Allied Health
Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas A person should never be ashamed to own that he is wrong, which is but saying in other words
that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
-- Alexander Pope What's another word for "Thesaurus?"
-- Steven Wright Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
-- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Allied Health If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells To love another person is to see the face of God.
-- Lyric from Les Miserables Allied Health
There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson It is best to learn as we go, not go as we have learned.
-- Leslie Jeanne Sahler And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
-- Abraham Lincoln "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine "Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) Allied Health If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
-- Virginia Woolf We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer Allied Health
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
-- Richard Bach >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) Allied Health Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to-
resurrection" coverage. He later a What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they
can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and
stupid from Allied Health
Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
-- Yogi Berra Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley Allied Health If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
-- Mark Twain A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken Allied Health
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
- Samuel Palmer Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
Box.
-- Wil Shriner Allied Health If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve
them.
-- Robert Graves There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called
marriage.
-- James Holt McGavran "One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Allied Health
Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they
can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and
stupid from "Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." (Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton) "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
-- Bill Hoest Allied Health "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
-- Alphonse Allais Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.
Sir Arthur Eddington (1882 - 1944) Allied Health
