Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
-- Emerson, Ralph Waldo Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.
-- Alphonse Allais Golf is a good walk spoiled.
-- Mark Twain Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. Cardiology The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.
-- Ambrose Bierce The more faithfully you listen to the voices within you, the better you will hear what is sounding
outside.
-- Dag Hammarskjold "To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Cardiology
For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
- H. G. Wells I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman Per cubic inch, your current TV set is perhaps the dumbest appliance in your home (and I'm not
even talking about the programs).
-- Nicholas Negroponte I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Anonymous Cardiology One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
-- Bertrand Russell "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. Cardiology
Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same
thing nowadays.
-- Oscar Wilde To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash "The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
-- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear
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Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet.
Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet.
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-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show "It seems to me that there are two kinds of trickery: the 'fronts' people assume before one another's eyes, and the 'front' a writer puts on the face of reality." (Francois Sagan) Cardiology
If the government wants people to respect the law, it should set a better example.
-- Anon. Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
-- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet.
Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet.
Bad day: barely squeezed in three ho Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick "Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Cardiology "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
-- Will Rogers Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find
out how to do it.
-- Theodore Roosevelt Cardiology
What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
-- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche "Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) "O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) Cardiology Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
-- Anonymous The child is the father of the man.
-- William Wordsworth "... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) Cardiology
There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the
instrument plays itself.
-- Johann Sebastian Bach Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
-- Hermione Gingold The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal consistency of the women who
love me.
-- George Bernard Shaw A hippo does not have a sting in its tail, but a wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee.
-- Polish proverb Hey, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!
-- Dr. Strangelove Cardiology The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy
together those moments of life that are utterly simple? They are the moments people looks back
on at Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw "I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") Cardiology
"My daughter has never forgiven me. for what, I don't know, because for years, she won't speak to me. She blackens my name in the press and makes me think abortion is an excellent idea." (Klaus Kinsk Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael Cardiology Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for
him.
-- Rich Little "The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney Cardiology
I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates "It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard." (Dorothy Parker, 1893-1967, US writer) I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that
M&Ms really do melt in your hand...
-- Peter Oakley "Everyone is a bore to someone. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself." (Gerald Brenan) Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in
accordance with the dictates of reason.
-- Oscar Wilde Cardiology Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
-- Dale Carnegie "I'm basically an optimist in life but this doesn't prevent me from deducing as a scientist that we are probably doomed." (Vladimir Chaloupka, physicist, University of Washington, regarding mankind's Cardiology
"A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) The society of women is the element of good manners.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
- Lewis Perelman Cardiology Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-- Albert Einstein "I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it." (Ashleigh Brilliant) A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Sir Winston Churchill Cardiology
Art and science have their meeting point in method.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Such is life.
-- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. "It wasn't until I started reading and found books they wouldn't let us read in school that I discovered you could be insane and happy and have a good life without being like everybody else." (John W Cardiology Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder.
-- Jeff Greenfield, news analyst, describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial, 1995 Cardiology
"Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
-- Colin Greene I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." (John Benfield) Cardiology "My daughter has never forgiven me. for what, I don't know, because for years, she won't speak to me. She blackens my name in the press and makes me think abortion is an excellent idea." (Klaus Kinsk The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than
the procreation of children.
-- Thornton Wilder In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken Cardiology
