Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
-- Alphonse Karr Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. Dermatology "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.
-- Wilfred Sheed Dermatology
Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I
was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.
-- Smith & Jones Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman "To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) Dermatology The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too.
When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing
extraordinary "Things do not change, we change." (Henry David Thoreau) When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask
is a chance."
-- Anon. Dermatology
Elegance of language may not be in the power of all of us; but simplicity and straight forwardness
are. Write much as you would speak; speak as you think. If with your inferior, speak no coarser
tha Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine Dermatology If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.
-- Francis Bacon "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?
-- Albert Einstein Dermatology
"The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on
a date.
-- Caroline Rhea Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their
teachers.
-- Socrates We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
-- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, 1962 Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with
the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.
-- Cynthia Heimel Dermatology "God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.
-- Wilfred Sheed The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent
crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry
inspe Dermatology
Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
- Ambrose Bierce A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
-- Oscar Wilde The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
-- Clarence Darrow "Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.
-- William Shakespeare, Henry IV Dermatology A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are
great riches.
-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac The coziness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church.
-- G. K. Chesterton Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty.
-- Adair Lara Dermatology
Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are
legislators.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of
our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.
-- John Adams Opera in English is, in the main, about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
-- H. L. Mencken "In literary criticism the critic has no choice but to make over the victim of his attention into something the size and shape of himself." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Dermatology Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth
reading.
-- G. M. Trevelyan Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. Dermatology
The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce
intelligence.
-- Philo Vance If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz "When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the
commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete
answer. In fact, women's total ins Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it?
-- James Thurber Dermatology Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
is accepted as being self-evident.
- Arthur Schopenhauer The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine Dermatology
A man has to live with himself, and he should see to it that he always has good company.
-- Charles Evans Hughes "Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
-- J. Heller The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows Dermatology The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon.
-- Jerry Olson A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin Dermatology
"Nobody minds having what is too good for them." (Jane Austen) "As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely
unnatural condition.
-- Robert Briffault We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
-- Wehrner von Braun The days just before marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book. Dermatology "College: two hundred people reading same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) What do you take me for, an idiot?
- General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark
in one another.
-- Kenny Ausubel Dermatology
Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
-- Pablo Picasso A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke
or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow.
-- Charles Brower The west wasn't won on salad.
-- ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990 "I never learned from a man who agreed with me." (Robert A. Heinlein) Success is just a matter of attitude.
-- Darcy E. Gibbons Dermatology If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland Dermatology
"A man who flies from his fear may find he has only taken a shortcut to meet it." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
-- Pablo Picasso A man's reach should exeed his grasp, or else what's a heaven for?
-- Robert Browning Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.
-- Mother Teresa Dermatology You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson "The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize." (Robert Hughes) I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
- Frederick (II) the Great Dermatology
