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The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
-- Thomas Jefferson "Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time." (E. B. White) All television is children's television.
-- Richard P. Adler I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer The multitude is always in the wrong.
-- Wentworth Dillon, Earl of Roscommon, 1684 Gastroenterology Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
-- Mark Twain Wit is educated insolence.
- Aristotle Gastroenterology
"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up
our minds to walk boldly through them.
-- Orison Swett Marden Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S. Truman Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Gastroenterology Men have become the tools of their tools.
- Henry David Thoreau ( "The perception of beauty is a moral test." (Henry David Thoreau) Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so you apologize for truth.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Gastroenterology
"Gifts must affect the receiver to the point of shock." (Walter Benjamin) Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
-- Red Buttons "Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
-- Brian Pickrell I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard Gastroenterology We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle Gastroenterology
Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
ages as much as 20 years.
-- Anonymous Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you
together, but do so with all your heart.
-- Marcus Aurelius Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.
-- Polish proverb To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
-- Ghandi Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
-- Anonymous Gastroenterology I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
-- Noel Coward "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Gastroenterology
Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins.
-- Sioux Indian Prayer Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
-- Albert Einstein The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson Gastroenterology I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge "People drag their progeny around with them like a ball and chain, like some terrible deadweight that hinders their every move - and that, as often as not, effectively winds up killing them." (Michel Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
-- Arthur C. Coxe Gastroenterology
Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
-- Albert Einstein There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
-- Oscar Wilde It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that it so seldom achieves
great results. The wish to preserve the past rather that the hope of creating the future dominates
the I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Gastroenterology If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
-- George S. Patton, Jr. Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
- Albert Giacometti (sculptor) I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.
-- Alexandre Dumas pere Gastroenterology
Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick "The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize." (Robert Hughes) "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act but a habit." (Aristotle) Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams to make as much of
them become real as you can.
-- Frank W. Woolworth The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
-- Robert Benchley Gastroenterology Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I
love you."
-- Erich Fromm As for courage and will - we cannot measure how much of each lies within us, we can only trust
there will be sufficient to carry through trials which may lie ahead.
-- Andre Norton Gastroenterology
There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
-- Johnny Carson A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.
-- Anonymous The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact.
-- Thomas Henry Huxley Gastroenterology My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
-- ee cummings The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
-- Margo Kaufman Gastroenterology
The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.
-- Anonymous Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
computer that th The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort Marriage is a rest period between romances. Gastroenterology "I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than
the procreation of children.
-- Thornton Wilder I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
-- George Bus Gastroenterology
Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
-- Niels Bohr "Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." (G. Randolf) Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three
children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
-- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada Gastroenterology Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich!
-- Chuck Jones-directed cartoon "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
-- Adolf Hitler Gastroenterology
Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children.
-- Miriam Robbins I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity.
-- Albert Einstein I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
-- George Bus Gastroenterology When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
- Lucille S. Harper Gastroenterology
