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You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
-- Richard Bach "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) Life is a succession of lessons enforced by immediate reward, or, oftener, by immediate
chastisement.
-- Ernest Dimnet "Think off-center." (George Carlin) If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven Wright Psychiatry Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
-- Anonymous Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.
-- John Tudor Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken Psychiatry
I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the
calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
-- Mark Twain "The bite of conscience, like the bite of a dog into a stone, is a stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
-- Walter Prager One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
-- James Reston Psychiatry Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
- Lewis Perelman In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
computer that th Psychiatry
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde "Commit yourself to quality from day one ... it's better to do nothing at all than to do something badly." (Mark McCormack) The sun never sets on the British empire because Britain is in the east and the sun sets in the
west.
-- Unknown history student You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or
play.
-- WARREN BEATTY "Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) Psychiatry "The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say." (Kurt Vonnegut) Golf is a good walk spoiled.
-- Mark Twain Psychiatry
"This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
-- Anon. She felt in italics and thought in capitals.
-- Henry James The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. Psychiatry It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-- George Bernard Shaw Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and
blows up the bonfire.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like
a black mistake.
-- D. H. Lawrence Psychiatry
Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
-- Typewriting exercise One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton "Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
-- Robert Frost Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
-- Buddha Psychiatry Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for
themselves.
-- F. Emerson Andrews Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 Psychiatry
I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to
know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
- Clarence Darrow, Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them.
-- Adlai Stevenson I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
-- Sun Tzu Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson Psychiatry You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company.
Andre Gide Psychiatry
Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
-- Louise Hay Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things!
-- Tom Lehrer "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g The limits of my language means the limits of my world.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.
-- Ellen Hubbard Psychiatry They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
-- Peter Ustinov I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
-- Doug MacLeod Psychiatry
Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
-- Beaumont, Francis "Not only is there no guarantee of the temporal immortality of the human soul, that is to say of its eternal survival after death; but, in any case, this assumption completely fails to accomplish the A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-- Mae West Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol Psychiatry It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
- Aristotle "Treat a man as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he could be, and he will become what he should be." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry Psychiatry
Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. "Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot." (Ani Difranco) If the government wants people to respect the law, it should set a better example.
-- Anon. "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "My daughter has never forgiven me. for what, I don't know, because for years, she won't speak to me. She blackens my name in the press and makes me think abortion is an excellent idea." (Klaus Kinsk Psychiatry Assassins!
-- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
-- Anon. It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and
superior impartiality.
-- Arnold Bennett Psychiatry
It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
-- Oscar Wilde Silence is argument carried out by other means.
-- Ernesto "Che" Guevara I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does
not stop until you get into the office.
-- Robert Frost There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an
afternoon.
-- Giraudoux Psychiatry The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
- Mark Twain "Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
-- Harriet Beecher Stowe Psychiatry
If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
-- Buke Ellington Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and
retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) "Furious activity is no substitute for understanding." (H. H. Williams) Psychiatry "Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones.
-- Phillip Brooks Psychiatry
