Royal College of Obstetricians and Gynaecology - Responsible for O&G postgraduate examinations in the UK. Documents on clinical audit, official recommendations, green top guidelines and results of the confidential enquiries into maternal and stillbirth and infant deaths are available.
Leeds Institute for Minimally Invasive Therapy - Based at the General Infirmary Leeds. Offers out patients facilities for NHS and private patients. Training in keyhole techniques for medical professionals.
Vascular, Endocrine, General Surgery. - Mr Neil Browning's site with information about both surgical and medical treatments for vascular and thryoid problems.
Anthony Lambert - General, vascular, paediatric surgery and sports injuries explained by a general surgeon.
Ultralase - Treatment for long, short and astigmatic sight with PRK and LASIK; Ultra SEB for Presbyopia; ChromaGen for colour blindness (color blindness) and dyslexia; Erbium laser treatment for skin smoothing.
Michael Bailey - Laparoscopic surgeon specialising in hernia repair, gastro-oesophageal reflux and gallbladder.
Craniofacial Unit, Chelsea and Westminster NHS Hospital Trust - Cranio-Orbito-Palpebral service specialises in treatment of facial deformity in children and adults including Craniofacial, Orbitopalpebral, Facial palsy, Arteriovenous malformations, Facial trauma, Nasal reconstruction and tumours.
The Church is an organism that grows best in an alien society.
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-- Colin Powell blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One
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I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used.
-- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
-- Aaron Machado Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
-- Carl Gustav Jung The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
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-- Abraham Lincoln It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau Surgery
There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
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- Mahatma Gandhi "Wise men learn more from fools, than fools from the wise." (Anonymous) I could prove God statistically.
-- George Gallup The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.
-- Ambrose Bierce Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not
mean his maker, but himself.
-- Dean Inge Surgery We can say 'Peace on Earth,' we can sing about it, preach about it or pray about it, but if we have
not internalized the mythology to make it happen inside us, then it will not be.
-- Betty Shabazz Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
-- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their
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-- Socrates Surgery
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-- George Santayana "If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has
come.
-- Victor Hugo There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
-- Virginia Woolf Surgery When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be
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- George Bernard Shaw Surgery
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-- Abraham Lincoln Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
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rest is trust.
-- Nanette Newman, British actress The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-- Mother Teresa Surgery Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
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-- Wil Shriner The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- William Shakespeare "I'm basically an optimist in life but this doesn't prevent me from deducing as a scientist that we are probably doomed." (Vladimir Chaloupka, physicist, University of Washington, regarding mankind's Surgery
When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who
take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there.
-- INDIRA Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
-- George Orwell Early to rise and early to bed.
Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
-- Robert Frost Surgery If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
-- Jenny Weber In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth.
These days they more often leave that way.
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"I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed." (Marlon Brando) I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron
scumbags dev Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
- Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan. An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness.
-- Margaret Atwood "Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." (Matth Surgery "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the
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Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) Surgery
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-- Grandma Moses The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines
staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you
ask th If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
-- Bob Edwards To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
-- Arthur Schopenhauer Surgery My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to
passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . .
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By the time (the Leaning Tower of Pisa) was 10% built, everyone knew it would be a total
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a fortune I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant
day into your answers.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke The more faithfully you listen to the voices within you, the better you will hear what is sounding
outside.
-- Dag Hammarskjold "No one ever owns his youth or the women he loves." (Pedro Almodóvar, Live Flesh) Surgery "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears. Surgery
If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.
-- Beau Brummel The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to him, everybody sees them.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer Ninety percent of everything is crap.
-- Theodore Sturgeon The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
- Emile Zola Surgery "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler Surgery
I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister? Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside
desperate to get out.
-- Michel de Montaigne Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
- Carl Gustav Jung Surgery When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was
doing spying.
-- Francis Gary Power, U-2 reconnaissance pilot held by the Soviets for spying, in an i The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent
crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry
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