Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) "I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And "I put on an act sometimes, and people think I'm insensitive. Really, it's like a kind of armor because I'm too sensitive. If there are two hundred people in a room and one of them doesn't like me, I' When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is
when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.
-- Marcel Achard Cancer The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
-- Niels Bohr Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being
gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.
-- Molly Ivins Cancer
It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
-- Henry James You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
-- American Proverb An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
-- Niels Bohr It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
- Albert Einstein This isn't right, this isn't even wrong.
- Wolfgang Pauli (1900-1958), upon reading a young physicist's paper Cancer I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over
them on long winter evenings.
-- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" "I'm basically an optimist in life but this doesn't prevent me from deducing as a scientist that we are probably doomed." (Vladimir Chaloupka, physicist, University of Washington, regarding mankind's Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker Cancer
He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
-- J. Heller Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard "One pretty good definition of college is that it's a place where people are made to read difficult books." (Jonathan Franzen) Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the
betterment of life.
-- Henry Ford Cancer I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh Cancer
Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the
false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.
-- Salvador Dali You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary
to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.'
-- Bierce, A Cancer "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
-- Anon. The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.
-- Abraham Lincoln Cancer
Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
-- Bern Williams Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their
teachers.
-- Socrates "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man
will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
-- Henry Ford Cancer A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.
-- Albert Einstein The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
- Lucille S. Harper Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon
them.
-- Anonymous Cancer
The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
-- Anonymous "Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov "When you resort to attacking the messenger and not the message, you have lost the debate." (Addison Whithecomb) Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
-- Robert Orben Cancer For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these: "It might have been!"
-- John Greenleaf Whittier "Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes
your wife.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Cancer
Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
- Honore de Balzac "Marriage excuses no one the freak's roll-call." (Joe Orton, What the Butler Saw) We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton "Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife Cancer "If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) "I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) Cancer
"Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
-- Scott Adams A witty saying proves nothing.
- Voltaire If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a
machi Cancer I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven Wright I worship the quicksand he walks in.
- Art Buchwald Cancer
I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?
-- Jim Scheibel, mayor, St. Paul MN "Bread feeds the body, indeed, but flowers feed also the soul." (The Prophet Mohammad) If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
bureaucracy won't.
-- Hyman Rickover Logic is in the eye of the logician.
- Gloria Steinem All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin Cancer blah "An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged. She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over, and she feels that she may exert all her powers of pleasing without suspicion." ( All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
is accepted as being self-evident.
- Arthur Schopenhauer "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) Cancer
Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams Value your words. Each one may be the last.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen Cancer Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another.
-- H. L. Mencken I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
-- Sam Kinison No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
-- Abraham Lincoln Cancer
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
-- Albert Einstein The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
- Niels Bohr Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. Experience is the name every one gives his mistakes.
-- Elbert Hubbard Cancer "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) It is the customary fate of new truths to begin as heresies and to end as superstitions.
-- Aldous Huxley "Self-confidence is the first requisite for achieving great things." (Samuel Johnson) Cancer
