NHS Direct Online Schizophrenia - Provides answers to general questions about schizophrenia, targeted mainly for sufferers and carers.
Tayside Carers Support - Based in Dundee, Tayside, TCS caters for the needs of carers i.e. the families and friends of those with a severe mental illness.
National Voices Forum - Dedicated to providing mutual support for those who have experienced schizophrenia. Contains many articles and poems with recovery themes.
Schizophrenia Fellowship (Scotland) - An educational and support organization for families and friends of people with schizophrenia. Includes news, forums, and support for coping with mental illness.
Schizo-Affective Disorder - A personal account of a mental health illness similar to schizophrenia and bi-polar disorder.
I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
-- George Bernard Shaw There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Schizophrenia Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
- James Stephens I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
-- Elvis Presley Schizophrenia
The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be, (b) that is the one and only
way that the mediocre and vile can be transformed, and (c) doing that makes it that. We waste
time "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull "I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks." (Andy Warhol, The Andy Warhol Diaries, 1989) "I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any Schizophrenia Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.
Sir Arthur Eddington (1882 - 1944) I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was
doing spying.
-- Francis Gary Power, U-2 reconnaissance pilot held by the Soviets for spying, in an i I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
-- Nancy Mitford Schizophrenia
Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only
hope to find in their butlers.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
-- George Burns It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
-- Henry James Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway Schizophrenia We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
-- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a fight furing a hockey game Facts are the enemy of truth.
- Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
-- Douglas Adams Schizophrenia
The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
-- Josh Billings I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
-- Woody Allen "A man who flies from his fear may find he has only taken a shortcut to meet it." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
-- Karl Wallenda Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
-- Mark Twain Schizophrenia "Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson Schizophrenia
"No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau "Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery." (Andy Warhol) "Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) Schizophrenia Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich!
-- Chuck Jones-directed cartoon Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
-- Virginia Woolf Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a
thing to be acheived.
-- William Jennings Bryant Schizophrenia
Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Indeed, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.
-- Ogden Nash, Song of the Open Road, 1945 Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein Schizophrenia There are some things which cannot be learned quickly, and time, which is all we have, must be
paid heavily for their acquiring. They are the very simplest things and, because it takes a man's
life "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) "I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) Schizophrenia
I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
have her own way.
-- Anonymous Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error
that provoked it.
-- Alvin Toffler Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline
luggage.
-- Mark Russell Schizophrenia Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
-- Albert Einstein To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently.
-- St. Augustine Schizophrenia
"People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes "Self-confidence is the first requisite for achieving great things." (Samuel Johnson) When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his
cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that
Uncl A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no
religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear
of Schizophrenia Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson "Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end." (William Shakespeare) "When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) Schizophrenia
Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants.
-- Isaac Newton Cute little babies that fall out of swings - These are a few of my favourite things.
-- Oscar Hammerstein, working lyric for a piece from "The Sound of Music" Schizophrenia He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken Hell is paved with good samaritans.
-- William M. Holden Schizophrenia
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln Schizophrenia Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of
sin.
-- John Von Neuman The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences.
-- Author Unknown All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy Schizophrenia
Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
-- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all
over it and put your name at the top.
-- English Professor, Ohio University "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Schizophrenia To love another person is to help them love God.
-- Søren Kierkegaard Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) Schizophrenia
