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Real Nurse - PREP, links and resources, humour and a guide for nurses new to the web.

Nursing Events - Nursing events, conferences, courses, exhibitions and seminars in the UK and overseas.

Internurse - An internet based journal of peer reviewed articles on nursing. Subscription required.

Mike Cowley - Independent lecturer and nurse; homepage showcases courses and lectures.

NMAP - UK gateway to selected Internet resources for nurses, midwives and allied professions.

Nurses Reconnected - Database for locating friends and coworkers. Requires free registration.

Nurses Network - Community where nurses can get and post information.

Making A Difference - Online response to quarterly 'Making a Difference' newsletter, focussing o the North West of England Nursing, Midwifery and Health Visiting contribution to Health and Healthcare.

Thornbury Nursing Portal - Selected nursing links.

NursesReunited UK - A site where UK nurses can reunite with the people they trained with.

He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose -- Jim Elliott "To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) "It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. -- Henry Kissinger Nursing Everything has been figured out, except how to live. - Jean-Paul Sartre If you can't convince them, confuse them. -- Harry S. Truman Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler. -- Albert Einstein Nursing Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or failure has been dependent on the one he used most. -- George R. Kirkpatrick The gods too are fond of a joke. -- Aristotle God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it? -- James Thurber No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in. -- Anon. Nursing He who laughs last thinks slowest. -- Seen on a bumper sticker Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever. Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon. -- Susan Ertz Nursing If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. -- Lynda Barry "Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric. -- Bertrand Russell "Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one is. -- Arnold Bennett Nursing Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen. -- Albert Einstein "Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details." (Andy Warhol, America, 1985) The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein Nursing If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything. -- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life What we anticipate seldom occurs: but what we least expect generally happens. -- Benjamin Disraeli Conceit causes more conversation than wit. -- LaRouchefoucauld "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) "The most beautiful things in the world are the most useless, peacocks and lilies, for instance." (John Ruskin) Nursing I think, therefore I'm single. -- Female philosopher He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior. -- Confucius "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Nursing In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are apparently based "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. -- Virginia Woolf Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing. -- Bernard Baruch Nursing "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Good friends are good for your health. -- Irwin Sarason Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason. -- Oscar Wilde Nursing When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby. -- Nigerian Proverb "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro I am not young enough to know everything. -- Oscar Wilde "Don't let your ego get too close to your position, so that if your position gets shot down, your ego doesn't go with it." (Colin Powell) Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around Nursing I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted. -- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic wastes to Third Wo By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day. -- ROBERT FROST "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) Nursing "One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are difficult. -- Lucius Anneaus Seneca "In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) May you never leave your marriage alive. "The meeting of two personalites is like the contact of two chemical substances. If there is any reaction, both are transformed." (Carl Gustav Jung) Nursing The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise. -- Roger Simon Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining. -- Jeff Raskin The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Nursing Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal. -- George H. Mead "We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Sir, I would rather be right than be President. -- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they couldn't cha Nursing "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) In the blithe days of honeymoon, With Kate's allurements smitten, I lov'd her late, I lov'd her soon, And call'd her dearest kitten. But now my kitten's grown a cat, And cross like other wives. If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. -- H. L. Mencken Nursing I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house. -- Lewis Grizzard Books had instant replay long before televised sports. -- Bern Williams Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing. -- Vince Lombardi Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins. -- Sioux Indian Prayer If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out? - Will Rogers Nursing It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating. - Oscar Wilde "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it, there will be a fish. -- Ovid Nursing It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit. -- Harry Truman The multitude is always in the wrong. -- Wentworth Dillon, Earl of Roscommon, 1684 Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it. -- Helen Roland In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose shoulders we stand. -- Gerald Holton "It seems to me that there are two kinds of trickery: the 'fronts' people assume before one another's eyes, and the 'front' a writer puts on the face of reality." (Francois Sagan) Nursing Do or do not. There is no try. -- Yoda, character in the movie The Empire Strikes Back Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with the powerful, not to be neutral. -- Paulo Freire Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back. - Paul Erdos Nursing No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut. -- Channing Pollack "Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." (Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance) A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents. -- H. L. Mencken Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to- resurrection" coverage. He later a "By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) Nursing "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. -- Soren Kierkegaard To be able to say how much love, is love but little. -- Petrarch Nursing
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